#sheilbert

The Slumbering Weald is so pretty....

And Sonia became a whole ass Professor AND wrote a book? So that’s what you were up to this entire game, I didn’t see much of you girl, I forgot you were even alive. She even gave me a copy of her book. How nice!

Might as well return the sheild and sword to it’s rightful spot, respect to the doggos who helped us tame the literal beast of revelations that nearly destroyed Galar yesterday-

*inhales*

I know my resolution for the remainder of 2020 was to be nicer to people, but my god, I need to take the shot. One of these two men has a fucking PENIS on his head, can you guess which one? That bitch is hiding a whole ass liter of pepsi in his hair to get into the theater to avoid paying for the drinks. He’s gotta DUCK when he comes into the room, or it’ll be a  waste of 4 cans of hair spray. WHO VILLE IS MISSING ONE OF IT’S RESIDENTS.

Who are you? And why should I care? Last I checked I don’t ask for the opinions or reviews of men who have penises on their heads. I know Pokemon is known for their character’s wild hair, but bitch you belong in Yugi-Oh.

I’m going to shave both of you BALD while you sleep and make the hair into extensions to give to Avery. I think he’d like some hair extensions. Maybe make a nice little wig for his SlowBro so they can match.

I’m more amazed that the first kings were actually capable of having kids-do you know how much ‘playing in the same kiddie pool’ royals do? I’m going to need to see some genealogy and family tree records. Are ya’ll tyring to pull an Anastasia and pass yourselves off as the royals?

I apparently need to kick one of your asses now? Like, now I want to, ya’ll are rude fuckings and I’m a break your knee caps. I don’t know if you SAW the news yesterday, but I fucking squared up against a 10,000 meter long nightmare dragon and now it’s my PET that I feed curry using a tiny spoon. He likes it when I arrange stuff in a smiley face. I am also the Champ? Which makes me? More FAMOUS than YOU? I have never even heard of you two THOTS.

You ever just beat a man so hard he loses his fucking pupils?

YOU. PICKED. THE FIGHT. WITH THE CHAMP. BITCH.