Palpatine, at the end of every trilogy:

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Palpatine, at the end of every trilogy:

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i need to to know that your combination of sheev palpatine tags Distresses me, but at least you managed to dislodge “baby shark” with “rasuptin” from its position as my current dominant ear worm. every time i am reminded that sheev Fucks i feel like i deserve a shot of something sweet and devastating.
'Rasputin' is the best possible ear worm tbh and you deserve all the shots of something sweet and devastating that you want.
Also, picture:
Palpatine singing 'Rose's Turn' except the curtain rises and he's just standing there, belting it out, in front of a giant set of marquee letters that spell 'SHEEV'
rey palpatine is just so funny as a concept i can't believe they actually did it
Can we stop with the whole Sheev didn’t have sex bs, Rey’s dad being basically a test tube baby doesn’t rule out he didn’t ever fuck. We all know in our heart’s that a Sheev FUCKED at some point in his life
The rise of Skywalker novel literally doesn’t matter we all know the truth.
Sheev Fucks. That is all.

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Palpatine, explaining to *everyone*, about Rey
Ok, Sheev
Is it bad that I’m totally headcanoning this lady as someone that fucked Palps, because I’m a die hard adherent of Sheev Fucks???
Star Wars Discourse Then: HAN SHOT FIRST, FIGHT ME!!!!
Star Wars Discourse Now: SHEEV FUCKED, FIGHT ME!!!!!