#shapeshifter stan

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Shapeshifter x fem!reader— secret pining on both sides, wall sex, multiple orgasms, multiple positions, couch sex, floor sex, window sex, more furniture sex, shapeshifting during sex, overstimulation, creampie, established relationship by the end

The local shapeshifter in your office was a bit of a known playboy. How could he not be? He could turn into your every fantasy and make your wildest dreams come true.

And he took requests. He’d turn into anything you ask him to. As long as you sucked him off real good in return.

He’s a bit of a douchebag but when he could shape his dick into any form and length he’s kinda earned it. His reputation is legendary around the office, he’s been with nearly everyone. You are one of the few who’ve yet to mess around with him.

They all talked about him like he was some kind of god. But there was one thing they were all curious about that no one had ever seen. His true form. The man was wildly composed and never broke form from the one his partner at the time had chosen.

And whenever someone dares to request his true form, he refuses them immediately. Won’t even look their way for the next few weeks. Letting them and everyone else know there will be consequences to asking such a thing.

“Come on, you got this,” one of your coworkers cheers you on…

While you make coffee. Completely ignoring him.

“You’re the one he wants most. If anyone could get his true form to come out, it’d be you,” another coworker of yours adds on, her excited tone grating on your nerves.

You’ve been over this with them a million times yet they just won’t accept it. It’s not like you’re against sleeping with him, even his work casual appearance isn’t anything to scoff at. He’s sexy in just the way you like. For a human anyway. But no one in your office knows just how big of a monsterfucker you really are.

And if you did fuck him and get him to show you his real form, you’re scared you’ll end up falling for it. As far as you know, that’s the only other thing he absolutely won’t do. Fall in love.

“He only wants me because he’s never had me. Once he does I’d just be another notch on his belt,” you grumble as you jerkily mix your coffee together, using it as a way to distract yourself.

“Yeah but he’s been waiting so long that at least you’ll get to see his real form before that happens,” your male coworker says with a snort.

You laugh with the rest of them, shaking your head. Trying to ignore the interest that snags at your chest.

How does Stan react?

Hmmmm. Depends on if Ford doubles down or not. If its just an idle 'we're getting too old for this game' and Stan comments any variant of 'hwuh?' and Ford just shakes his head and drops it, then Stan just assumes Ford meant the game of trying to figure out how to shift into various forms. Ford must think Stan's versatile enough, and that what they have figured out should be good to see them through their future sea life adventure. He'll start focusing on fine tuning the shifts he has, and think nothing of it.

If Ford continues with the 'you know, the whole 'I'm a shapeshifter game'. It was fun when we were kids, but aren't we getting a little old for that?'

Then Stan goes through the five stages of grief in about ten seconds, makes a sorta strained 0u0 face where Stan's smiling but there is no happiness there, and says, in a very high pitched squeaky voice 'oh! the- the game? Where I'm a shapeshifter? that- you think its a game? ha. ha ha.' Then sorta screams with his mouth closed while Ford looks on in concern.

Then Stan stands up, hyperventalates for two seconds, and drags Ford over to the Stan'O'War regardless of how late or early they are (if they're in school Stan just says sure no problem mhm won't mention any games ever again then drags Ford there after school)

Just drags him below deck, shouting at the top of is lungs about some thing that needs fixing or other, gets as far down below as he can so no one can see them and say with the cheeriest 'i am going to lose it' voice "Ford, what the fuck do you mean game because all of that is very real"

Then Stan goes through the stages of grief again while Ford explains how, for the last tenish years, believed Stan being a shapeshifter was a game he made up to make him feel better. Ford now has a 0u0 of pure innocence, with a touch of concern, and Stan very carefully takes Fords hands and slots their fingers together.

It feels weird.

Ford, Stan says, having transcended the emotional plane and in a state of pure nothingness, Ford .

Stanley Ford replies, furrowing his brow as he stares at their joined hands, and before he can ask what is happening with Stan on all levels, he realizes the reason their hands feel weird is because one of Stan's fingers is on the outside of Fords pinky. He'll just fix that and-

well now Fords got two fingers squished between two of his own.

Fixes it, goes back to the problem before, and then stares hard at Stan's six fingered hand like the glitch in the universe it is.

Ford, what kind of game is pretend shapeshifter, Stan says, watching his brother short circuit, why would that be any kind of game anyone would play. We never even did anything with it, just-

You have six fingers

yes, because I'm

You're a shapeshifter

Yes, I told you that-

You told me- it wasn't a game?

No, and you assuming it was was actually kinda hurtful so-

Ford.ex has stopped working

From there its a hard shift from canon. Who cares about school (Ford does, he still very much cares, BUT ALSO-) when your brother is a full alien shapeshifter! This is the coolest thing ever! He has so many questions, so many more hypotheticals, so much energy! He needs to see all of Stan's 'hypothetical' shifts right now or he will explode and die.

I can see the science fair going very differently, with Ford either not caring at all (SHAPESHIFTING BROTHER!!!) or telling Stan its a good opportunity to expand what they think Stan can do. Maybe Stan has limits they don't even know about, or doesn't have limits he thinks he does! Also they can make connections to help sell all their treasure they are for sure going to get once they hit the sea, and Ford can publish a bunch of papers on all the monsters and anomalies they come across!

Which can either sway Stan towards it not being such a big deal, or get him nervous about his brother becoming a mad scientist.

moss feelings or something...

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Shapeshifter Stan from @dark-lord-of-awesomeness!

Remember this post about Stan being able to change his age at will? Well, now the first chapter is on ao3!

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No yeah thats so funny. Ford finds this egg in the woods, it hatches into a grub thing that turns into a mug, turns back into a grub, looks at him, and says clear as day "Dada?" and Ford goes "Amazing. One minute old and you already know how to say Ford. Or door. Hard to tell." and then he takes it home and shows off his new pet to his twin brother.

A list of all (or most) of my aus and relevant asks. Figuring out the overall formatting as I go, so bear with me. If i miss anything send me a link because trudging through my own blog is a nightmare.

Putting up some notices for those new folk poking around

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Now come, gaze at all my stuff.

Since there's no Carla to shut down the portal, this world goes very similarly to Better World au, where Ford has the Institution of oddology and studies the multiverse and is famous world wide. There's no mystery shack, as Stan's already loaded and doesn't feel the need to bring in an income, and instead helps Ford around with his multiverse exploration and messing around with things they bring back.

So Dipper and Mabel go to visit their super rich and famous grunkles, and man! They must have great genetics because they both look crazy young! Thats weird! The towns still as strange as ever, maybe even stranger from all the multiverse spill over, so they still get a lot of that side of thing just with the added bonus of 'these kids are Pines, if they get hurt then the horror monster that lives with Dr. Pines will mess us up.'

If we're sticking to only shifter Stan, then soos is still hired as a handy man for the institute, and wendy is the front desk clerk they have fancier uniforms but act exactly the same. Ford would fire wendy except Dan built his house and not a lot of people want to work at a place that pokes holes in the fabric of reality. He has to take what he can get. Soos was one of Stan's '12 is almost like an adult for humans right?' Hires that he got attached to.

So there'd be an extended cast of crazy scientists who choose to live and work in Gravity Falls, each with their own special brand of madness for the younger twins to interact with. They show up expecting it to be a super serious institution but every day they learn a new code word for 'someone has made a mistake, run or hide or please come fix it' as chaos erupts and something explodes.

I figure the shifter thing would replace 'not what he seems' and the 'gonna live 300 years' would be the 'of course I know it's real, I'm not an idiot' spiel. Dipper maybe keeping an eye on Stan, or someone from the government finally noticed the two guys who haven't aged in 30 years and want the secret to immortality, or one of Stan's enemies finally catch onto him. I don't have a solid idea, just that there would be a reactive 'when did you replace our real grunkle Stan!' Only for Ford to go 'no no, Stan's been like this our whole lives. This is normal.'

Shifter Ford horse Stan verse.

Maurice rolls up to the hospital to dump their grub on a human family in Glass Shard Beach, but the intended base is stillborn. Maurice is panicking because there is not enough time to find and research a new family- grub is gonna hatch Today. Finds the bassinet of the only other baby that was borned today in this tiny town and. Thats a horse- or mostly one, anyway. Fuck. But Ford is already hatching in his arms, and- what. Well- yea okay, there is some human vibes off this horse, but are you really gonna- okay. Sure. Be human-ish, works for Maurice. Better for camouflage in the outside word anyway. Doesnt even notice the six fingers at first

Or the opposite, where Stan sees human-ish Ford baby and turns into a horse. Maurice is so frazzled what can they even do with this.

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GOD.

I love Horse Stan. He's the gift that keeps giving.

Either way is just. SO funny. Either Maurice sees their spawn look at a horse and turn into a visibly human baby, or looks at what appears to be a human baby and turns into a horse. No time to even try to figure out how to fix that, because this is a hospital, and these are babies, and either way they're gonna have people coming in to check on the Pines latest abomina- bundle of joy. Bundles and oh someone must have messed up the paperwork but its fine and-

And Maurice has to let this happen. They have to step back and watch whatever is going on go on. Pulls Stan aside early in his youth to get him an education and teach him how to have hands. This is the most hands on they've been with any of their spawn and they hate every second of it. Stan's so obviously a talking horse and it should be so many red flags but the Pines being (literal) horse people means he can just. Get away with this. Get away with being a talking horse.

On the flip side, they have no idea how to feel about their human shaped spawn and his base, the talking horse. Its the best disguise any shapeshifter has ever had and what even is this. This is some kind of mockery to shapeshifters everywhere. They shouldn't have been allowed to get away with this, and yet they are.