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This photo taken moments before catastrophe struck.

Shanyra says:  Just found the heads of Wellsons friends impaled on pikes in the wetlands.  May they find comfort from the light.  I look good in this picture.

Shanyra says:  Snapped this selfie of Wellson and his BFF Willexis!

Shanyra’s Pocket Guide to Identifying People of Lesser Value (Commoners):

It’s a sad world which we live in when the disgusting rodents which would normally be simply swept under hoof are not only offered morsels of food to sustain them.. but are encouraged to join in the feast.  To that end I felt it only prudent to offer a few words of advice that I have come to understand in the hope that you will not be forced to deal with the disgusting underbelly of society. After all, as we all know, any action of giving directed towards them will cause them to follow you along begging for hand-outs.

1) Your appearance alone will set you apart, with their disgusting clothing and stench acting as a sort of clan attire, think of it as if it were their tabbard.

2) While you are at it, remember that these people are dumb.  Else they would have been born to wealth and power.  A good test if you are still not certain is to give a formal curtsy or bow.. if they respond in kind you may be safe speaking to them, if not then RUN AWAY!

3) When in doubt, assume that they are worthless.  Let’s be honest, if they are walking around Stormwind then they are worthless.  If they are drinking alcohol then they are worthless.  You cannot be seen with people of lesser worth and must avoid them at all costs.  Don’t be afraid to insult them, this is what they have lived with, being scum, and will think little of it.  Beware as they may attempt to befriend you though, having found joy in the fact you treat them the same way as their parents.