#shanellope

Ships I like relating to Vanellope that are so underrated 😍

Images from top left to bottom right is how I rate them on my favorites list

RoyalGlitches

Vanillatastic

Shanellope

2) what is your favorite “problematic” polyship (ot3, ot4, so on)?

I guess it can be Shank x Turbo x Vanellope, people hate shanellope and Vanillatastic so fussing all the 3 together is a chaotic mix and really problematic

14) favorite “unproblematic” ship?

*After a reset and update to the game Slaughter race* Vanellope: Shank ... Shank: hm? Vanellope: eh... something weird happened to my code?...

Further Context

there is some color coded math in this one🤓

VanillaTastic

Royal Glitches

TurboCandy

(I have only ever jumped ship TWICE in my entire life).

I've shipped it the moment Vanellope just started gushing about Shank after their first run in with her.

Say what you want about pedophillia and shit. But actually seriously think about it this way. Shank was MADE, Programmed as an adult, prolly about 18～20ish? But Vanellope has had TIME to grow into her character. 6 years. She was 12 then, she's technically 18 now.

It's probably true she'll never grow out of her body like a normal teen seeing as she's a video game character, but hey, they've broken alotta rules regarding Vanellope in WIR already, who's to say that Shank won't find a way to reprogram Vanellope a new body, her mental maturity is on spot after all.

Especially when players start to wonder why there is new character with a different design algorithm, but not want her out of the game because come on Vanellope is awesome, I'm pretty sure the developers will do something about that... the internet always turns all these weirdness into reality after all. Plus some of the player probably recognise Vanellope from Sugar Rush, think it's badass to see her in this game and are probably wishing they could see an adult version of her, (it has been 6 years). As a gamer myself, I constantly fantasise about what the kid characters I fell in love with back then would look like as adults now (and holy shit did they deliver!). I'm pretty sure the developers of slaughter race will do something to keep make her a body that fits in with the game. (to this day I still wonder how she managed to drive Shank's car without be able to touch the pedals LMAO). Though I do find having a 12 year old sass you pretty hot as well, but not when they LOOK like Vanellope, her cutesy art wouldn't fit in. All the more reason that she'll prolly get a new design in some way.

(Any fanart of Shank and Vanellope (in her current 12yo body) as a couple, kissing or whatever, just ends up being 'cute' in the childish way, rather than HOTcute)

Plus, tappers, the root beer bar? That's obviously an adult trope about drinking in a tavern. And do note this is not like diner bar where you can get food and it's a family fun place. NO, it's closer to those cowboy taverns where you only get drinks (alcohol). You don't see any of the other kids there. But Vanellope is actually a regular and drinks by the jockey. If that doesn't imply that she is that of at least of a college student (drinking, partying, rebelling), and she is a HELL of a lot more sensisble than Ralph, then you're probably shallow... (yes , I know that college kids are like fucking children with no self restraint and alcohol privelleges (where I'm from legal drinking is 18) but that's why I can justify Vanellope as an adult in terms of mental maturity, she at least has more sense than half the American Highschool kids I've ever had the pleasure of meeting).