Help i just finished the sky island arc in one piece and the old man gayness from noland and kalgara is so insane it’s stuck in my head
Like these are grown men, they both have families of their own, both married and have kids, but they’re also just boyfriends???????
They new each other for like. a month. and completely changed each other’s lives and brain chemistry?????? Like the longing when noland left was so hard their descendants were adamant about finding the city that was so close to both of them
Kalgara missed his mans bad enough generations of his tribe fought to ring a bell that kalgara knew noland liked and wanted him to hear again
Noland missed his mans and cared about kalgara’s pride so much he was executed bc he refused to lie that kalgara (and shandora) never existed and led his descendants to look for shandora for several generations
Like noland got kalgara to completely change his beliefs and some traditions in order to help him
Kalgara changed his entire tribe’s way of life and view on outsiders just to keep his boyfriend around
And when he thought noland betrayed him???? When noland thought he messed up badly enough he could never be forgiven?????? Boom noland started to sail away and kalgara immediately chased him from the shore to yell at him to promise to come back
Both men have families of their own and cared about each other as an extension of those families- ride or die within a month
Like actually obsessed with these two rn
The way kalgara looked genuinely happy for the first time??? Because noland made a little inside joke??? We know noland was always good with people but kalgara was literally mentioned to not be close to people or even interact a lot with his own tribe- then this odd head shaped himbo with a phd in botany and gay longing shows up out of nowhere and kalgara starts being more social and laughs so much more????
Like if i had the time i probably would try writing fanfics of them bc holy oh my gods their dynamic is making me obsessed
They showed up in like 2 episodes 3 max and im obsessed
Like noland looks so much happier with his boyfriend and kalgara went from looking all scary to just a guy with a lot of feels
Like the first time we see kalgara genuinely laugh is stuck in my head bc he looks so good laughing like that and you know that’s how noland saw him
Noland cried leaving him and realizing he was gone and kalgara cried when he left and when he realized he couldnt ring the bell for him again
Like they cared about each other so much they both doomed and saved their descendants
Both died thinking about how they wanted to see the other one last time?????? They had a child (adopted snake) and it cried when it heard the bell hundreds of years later???????
Wyper heard their story once and immediately became obsessed with ringing that bell and he’s honestly so real for that (i just know he got the elder to tell him that story over and over until he memorized it)
And imagine him telling aisa that????? and getting choked up because now he knows noland’s descendants survived???? and how the bell finally did ring kalgara and noland and nola??????
Laki staring at him like “wow i forgot how emotional you were over those too” bc he always channeled the emotion into anger to motivate himself to get back to shandora. but like. they’re there finally so the anger’s gone and now he’s just sobbing over the doomed gay ancestors??????
So ya im gonna be thinking about these two for a while now
Like they are so gay and it’s amazing
They barely did more than hug physically speaking and they’re gayer than most ships out there
They would be too powerful if they weren’t doomed by the narrative
Noland got stuck in rubble and kalgara just…stayed with him for hours????? not helping bc he was conflicted but also staying around for if he needed help
And then a snake his people thought of as a god comes by and threatens him, noland goes “wait ive got medicine in my hand dude that thing can kill me but like your friends need this medicine” and kalgara just???? kills the snake in one hit????? and asks noland about it??? and laughs in his face a breath away from a mental breakdown bc holy oh no he just killed a god but noland tells him it’s a snake and now they need to get the medicine to the others and kalgara just????? helps him up and instantly becomes his boyfriend best friend (code for boyfriend bc wow they are gay)
And then they start to raise that snake’s kid????? and name it nola????? and it outlives them both and gets sad bc it misses them??????
like i started one piece for luffy and zoro and was NOT expecting to get obsessed with the doomed gay dynamic of noland and kalgara