#shakesmas

Who would win tickle wars: Dumas was more active later on his life and that seems to be when he was summoned so I’m going to say Dumas has Will beat on this one. Maybe if Will uses his NP on him but I think Dumas would scream at him because that’s cheating. 

Who would draw pictures of the other in their sketchbook: I don’t think either of them are very artistic lol. Maybe Dumas finds himself doodling him and when Will notices he draws obscene features to annoy Will. 

Who would holds hands while walking: William likes grabbing onto Dumas’ arm and pulling him along. Dumas will try to get his arm free but William has an iron grip and rip Alexandre.

Who would gives cheek kisses: William is more likely to. If he’s passing by as Dumas is reading he’ll lean over and peck his cheek. Dumas might do it if Will falls asleep at his desk or somewhere stupid. Even if he hates him he’s still his hero. 

Who would start a snowball fight: Either of them start it. If Dumas is angrier at him he’ll throw one to Will. If Dumas isn’t extremely angry Will will start it. Dumas reminds him that he’s the son of a general and he will destroy you. Hans finds Will under a snowbank 3 hours later. 

Who would slip the most on a date to go ice skating: William doesn’t know what this skating thing is really while Dumas skates by and laughs at him. Hans is also laughing at them from the bleachers. Eventually Dumas skates over and helps him get back on his feet and lets him hold onto his arm. Will asks Dumas to use his NP on him, Dumas refuses. 

Who leaves letter in the others locker: Shakespeare leaves his sonnets for Dumas, professing his love for him. Dumas rolls his eyes and tells him he’s getting rustier. Dumas wasn’t much for writing sonnets but he takes some of Shakespeare’s and puts his own twist to them. Will notices but says he’s happy that he inspired Dumas. 

Who would bring lunch to school/work for the other: They both forget to eat lol. Dumas complains about needing food though. Most of the time if Dantes doesn’t bring them food the entire author squad dies. William tries getting Hamlet and MacBeth to do the same thing, neither agree.

Who would want cuddle at the movie theater date: William definitely. If they go see a play together William buys a box for them so they can close the curtains to the public. They usually end up getting kicked out because Dumas thinks that it’s ok to scream at the actors from the box. 

Who would buy cheezy cliche gifts for each other on holidays: They are both extremely cheesy. Dumas likes to buy him Victorian british clothes and tickets to Stratford festivals. William likes to buy Dumas every version of the three musketeers, including the barbie and disney versions. They binge watch them. Though if Will wants to annoy Dumas he’ll give him something Napoleon-esque and watch Dumas tear it in half. 

Who would start an argument about what color curtains they should have at home: They both have specific stylistic choices. Dumas reminds him that the entire house can’t look like the globe. William reminds him that Dumas spent so much money on his house that he had to sell it three years later. Will doesn’t mind too much because Dumas likes to put up busts of him and posters of Hamlet. 

Who would remember their anniversary: They’re both really good with dates. Hans also remembers so he hides with Nursery Rhyme for most of the day instead. Though they don’t leave their room much anyways ;)

Who would blurt out how much they love the other in front of people: William has once read out one of his sonnets to Dumas on the PA at Chaldea. At the beginning of their relationship Dumas would go on and on about how much he loved Will’s writing and how he inspired him into the writer he is today and how awesome Hamlet is. William pretends not to be embarrassed. 

Who would offer to wash the others back in the shower: Both do. Dumas is the type of guy to really scrub hard to make sure that his bf stays clean. William is more gentle. Likes to give massages. Also likes to have sex in the shower. 

Who would post up statuses about the other on facebook: They are both way too active on facebook. Save Hans. Nursery Rhyme and Jack find it cute. 

Who would have the others picture as their phone background: Dumas has a picture of Hamlet as his background does that count? William has a picture of the author squad at disneyland. 

Who would take pictures of the other while they’re sleeping: William likes taking snapchats of Dumas sleeping and drawing mustaches on them. Dumas doesn’t like taking pictures of Will sleeping but will draw on him in real life, or pull pranks on him with Hans.