BAGGINSHIELD (unless you already did this one haha)
The ship is my: BAGGINSHIELD
I consider this ship’s feelings: Mutual | Mixed | Strange | Awkward | Platonic | Sibling-like | One-sided | They don’t really like each other |
I’d consider the relationship: Healthy | Awkward | Abusive | Doesn’t work properly | They’d never get together |
Children: No | Yes | They’d think about it
General Opinion: OKAY SO THE MOMENT THORIN SAW BILBO HE WAS LIKE “WOW WOW WHAT IS THIS... THIS FEELING IM FEELING? WHAT IS THIS THING STANDING BEFORE ME???? WHAT IS LIFE???? AND LIKE HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO FCKING ACT CUS THORIN IS INFACT A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD AND HE STARTS BULLYING POOR BILBO. AND ANYWAYS HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING ACT THROUGH OUT THE WHOLE THING CUS BILBO IS AFFECTING HIMM SO FUCKING MUCH AND HES LIKE WTFFFFFFF BILBO?????/??
AND BILBO IS OVER HERE LIKE, “HOLY FUCK, THIS DUDE IS HOT BUT HE HATES ME??? I GOTTA MAKE HIM STOP HATIN ME CS I WANNA SIT ON DAT DICK!!!!
AND SO THATS WHY BILBO IS ALWAYS FUCKING TRYINN TO BE ON THORINS GOOD SIDE CUS HE WANTS TO IMPRESS THE HOMEBOY. AND THORIN IS LIKE HOLY SHIT HES SO CUTE BUT I CAN’T SUCCUMB TO MY FEELINGS. I AM A KIGN AND I NEED TO KILL DAT DRAGON AND GET ME GOLDDDD.
AND LIKE EVRRYONE AROUND THEM ARE LIKE “JUST FUCK ALREADY!!!!!!!!!”
AND LIKE YEAH ITS HARD FOR THORIN TO HIDE HIS FEELINGS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY RECLAIM EREBOR AND HE IS TORN BETWEEN HIS FUCKING GOLD. BUT LIKE DURING THE ACORN SCENE HE SEES THAT HES IN FUCKING LOVE WITH BILBO AND BILBO IS LIKE YESSSSSS I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU TOOOOOOOOO.
BUT THEN THEY GET COCK BLOCKED....
ANYWAYS, SOMETIMES LATER AFTER THEY KILL AZOG AND ALL DEM NASTY ORCS AND THEY WIN DA BATTLEEEEEE.
THORIN IS LIKE.
MY BILBO
MY BILBOOOOO BAGGINGS
I FUCKING LOVE U
AND EVERYONEEEEE IS LIKE
YESSS FUCKING FINALLLLLLLY NOW GO FUCK SOMEWHERE
AND THAT IS WHAT THEY FUCKING DO
THEN THEY GET MARRIED.
THE END.
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