During Summer 2022, married Ilya and Shane watch all 4 Hunger Games films
Ilya declares Shane to be Katniss (‘so you’re the sad little baker boy?’ ‘I am the very brave very smart baker man’). Hayden is Gale. Obviously.
After watching the second film, Ilya develops a habit of saying if it weren’t for the baby in his best Peeta accent, and it becomes his excuse to get out of anything (‘I would pick up Hayden from the airport… if it weren’t for the baby’). It drives Shane insane, which only makes Ilya say it more. He even ups the ante, and starts touching Shane's stomach while he says it, which makes Shane even more deliciously vibratey angry
At a late summer team barbecue, Bood overhears this (‘My love, I would go and get you a beer… if it weren’t for the baby’, complete with tummy touch) and assumes Hollander is pregnant (he doesn’t concern himself too much with how, it's none of his business, really)
At the first training session of the season, much to the confusion of everyone else, Bood acts like an enforcer and keeps people away from Hollander during scrimmage. He lets Rozy get close, because Rozy is one of his best friends and Bood figures Rozy wouldn’t do shit to his pregnant husband, but then Rozy checks Hollander into the boards hard
And Bood just sees red and absolutely decks him
