#sh 3.03

So after fighting with my internet and my download site for 2 hours, I finally got the episode and WHOA - it was a LOT… so let us begin:

Magnus and Alec are really out here referring to themselves as “we” in conversation with Alec’s mother and it is perfection!... Please do continue … (honestly how are they not married yet, I mean?? lets live in reality people!) … Also, take notes: Izzy ships it, Maryse ships it, Alec ships it, Magnus ships it… in short, we all ship it… #Malec4ever #immortalhusbandswhochangetheworld

Maryse owned this episode in my opinion.... Her over-the-top entrance #myboys #ishouldrespectmyelders … Her entire story-line is amazing and unexpected and opens up a whole new world of possibilities going forward #hereforthis #kudostoNikola

I was sad that the mundane girl, Morgan, ended up getting attacked a second time (come on shadowhunters, do your job! There’s three of you in that club and your distracted asses can’t save one mundane girl!?! #we’realldoomed) - but for real, my girl Muddie!Morgan was not having Owl-boys shit in the first attack. She had good instincts and pepper spray and did not take it lying down. #yougogirl …. I do hope they can de-possess her or whatever…

So... Raphael wanted to become a daylighter to spend more time with Rosa before he lost her… now I have #feels … #RIPlittlesisterRosa - the Rizzy moment actually cleansed my soul - I detested every second of their time together but this gave them the end the story needed (Izzy promising to attend Rosa’s funeral because Raphael couldn’t go to the daytime ceremony was on point) …. However, *clears throat*... the fuck you doing Raphael???… Seriously? What the fuck did you DO???

Clary and Izzy should always fight together in tiny dresses and 5 inch heels… #thetrueparabatai - however, Clary needs to stop holding back important information just because she has #feels for Jace (and she needs learn to keep her daggers in her damn hands, like come on girl! WTF?) - Look bitch, it took Izzy two seconds to determine that Owl-boy was not Jonathan because she’s the weapons master of my heart. Wait… you know what I mean… let's move on....

I need Ollie to stop playing me -  this bitch better be up to something because no one is that damn stupid #honestly #shutUP (also I do not trust the sexy doctor named Charlie and I’m waiting for his possessed ass to come after my Isabelle. - side note, Izzy totally looked like the power!Bisexual I know she is while staring at Muddie!Morgan)

Jace is being extremely foolish and selfish because he’s terrified (with good reason)... the boy can’t trust his own mind and it’s only getting worse… #spoileralert #owlboymuch???? #ishouldhaveseenthatcoming #idkmaybekillthedemoninsteadofhelpingher??? (or at least find me the number of her personal shopper because that #silverboobdress like... #damngirl)

In trying to find out that he’s been bestowed with the Mark Of Cain - Simon is pissing off a lot of people… Maia’s right, they should probably take a day off. Let’s lay this out, Simon’s power appears to slow/prevent natural healing for both werewolves and vampires - Simon and Maia go to Clary, who consulted Magnus as well as all known Shadowhunter runes and the Mark on Simon is not known. By anyone. Also the Seelie Queen has locked Simon out of the Seelie realm and Luke was forced to ask his vampire son to move out of werewolf territory. I could be reaching, but it seems like Simon had a #badday (Luke’s day seemed pretty shit too, #bytheway) 

Question:: were there several lines/words that are hard to hear - idk if the actors are talking soft or fast or mumbling or if one of the mic guys was on vaca... but seriously wtf did Magnus just say? And Raphael, honey I didn’t catch that? 

My immediate reaction of 3.03 can be read HERE 

For me, the liveblogs I follow spoiled the fact that owl-boy!Demon = Jace and the reveal still had me SHOOK... #Kudos #o….shit #parabi-what???

Jace’s hallucination of Jonathan calling him out for his list of names is pure gold #waylandlightwoodmorgensternhorendale….The mirror room fight is brilliant because Johnny boy isn't actually there, so Jace is holding that seraph blade to his own damn throat… #again #gethelp….The golden boy is being drained to restore his demon counterpart and the fallout is coming… #hereforthis #wait...what?

Lilith has a better wardrobe then everyone else. Except Magnus Bane, of course. #InEdomFashionWeekisEveryWeek #workit 

Magnus and Alec are so obviously in love with each other that anyone who spends two minutes around them gets heart eyes. It’s contagious and I am #hereforthis

Side note for reasons: Magnus Bane (aka the son of the most powerful Prince of Hell and ruler of Edom) would know what the fucking MARK OF CAIN looks like… #justsaying 

Raphael made a very bad, wrong choice and brought back the girl Simon fed on during his post-break-up plasma phase, and for her part, Heidi seems a bit worse for ware… #thisisnotgoingtoendwellforourvamp  

How many gorgeous people did Valentine Morgenstern have in his pocket some 20 years ago before they realized :: oh, shit, I’m following a genocidal psychopath? 

Maryse Lightwood looks 15 years younger now that she’s left her dirtbag cheater of a husband #itsforthebest. However, are they for REAL going to derune Maryse??? Because I will cut any Clave douchebag who dares lay a finger on our proud mama Lightwood… #SaveMaryse #AlecLightwoodvstheClave20gayteen

Maia Roberts should win an award for being the most chill girlfriend ever