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Person : I think what the Colonel is trying to say is: have you ever pulled out of a simulated bombing run in an F16 in 8+ Gs?

Keith: Yes.

Lance: You're saying you've done the simulations?

Lance: It's not the fact that you're a Pentagon asshole, I like them. I just got a little problem with scientists, always thinking they're better and smarter than us.

Keith, smirks: Well, with all due respect Colonel, you're gonna have to get used to having a science asshole from the Pentagon because the only place I'm going is through the Stargate.

*All eyes on Lance and Keith.*

Shiro: Where's Captain Kogane?

Person 1: On the way, sir.

Lance: Kogane?

Shiro: I'm assigning a Captain Akira Kogane to this mission.

Lance, looking at the mission report: Look General, not that i don't value your opinion, but i'd like to pick my own team.

Shiro: Not this time Colonel.

Lance: *sighs* Can I ask why?

Shiro: Kogane's our expert on the Stargate.

Lance: Where's she transferring from?

Keith, from the door: "She"?

Okay this has been in my head for a while and I might make a fanfic about this but for now I'll be dropping ideas on Tumblr ;P

If you wanna know what Stargate is, check it out!

Characters: Col. Jack O'Neil - Lance McClain Capt. / Maj. Samantha Carter - Keith Kogane Dr. Daniel Jackson - Allura Altea Teal'c - Lotor Daibazaal Gen. Hammond - Takashi Shirogane Note that I know absolutely jackshit about the military and am just going along with what is in the original show :)