#sfth lf

Well I think after the amazing but very intense final of Lock Stock, it's time for a bit of silly fun. So here are some "Guess the Long Forms"!

Dylan goes to therapy but ends up repeating the cycle of his father/uncle and becomes a detective himself. Who else do we know that are crazy and silly detctives?

Clancy and Doohickey.

Is it dumb? Yes. Does it go against lore? Probably! but that's what head canons are for :D

Which one is he?

I don’t really like these as much tbh… (2/2)

Which one’s better??

and

What if [instert your favorite teen/young adult character from sfth] had superpowers??

What If John Jacob McAllister WAS a “posh British boy”?

Sfth (The Offseason)- Requested by Anon

The boring answer is that the Offseason wouldn’t have a plot! But that sucks so I’m going to go from the perspective that he is still Scottish but the bet did mold him into what they wanted him to be.

Basic thoughts:

There is a world where John Jacob and Angel do get married but it is very slim due to her clear hatred of her father’s work. John still gets shot and so does the other man in the bet (I don’t remember his name)

Plot:

John Jacob gets molded by Angel’s father, attempting to sway Angel. He gets shot and Angel still saves him (because she’s a good person (or maybe she wants to write about this in the paper)). She takes him to the hotel and leaves him to himself. She then goes on to claim the deaths of her father and his friend in the bet in order to inherit both Essex and Suffolk for herself. John Jacob then reappears and ends up murdering Angel and her father, revealing the truth (or most of it) to the public. He receives Suffolk and Essex and goes to life in Fife (in England). He truly became the Upstanding British Gent.

Main results:

Both bet makers die

John Jacob murders Angel

John Jacob owns Essex and Suffolk.

This one was kind of dark but I think it was the most likely outcome of John Jacob actually becoming a posh British boy.

Another one to add to the pile of reaction-J