#server memes

"Memory Make ... - -Haiku!"

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What's this? Another @fairytail-redraw in my lobby? Unheard of! Especially since I chose to meme @theguildawards Discord Server with it! The Server's Resident Haiku Bot was lovingly named Rufus and has caused many to love and hate him. So why not show off a few of his quotable Haiku's? Many different Guild Awards Server Members were quoted in this picture, can you recognize them?

Og Screenshot under the cut.

But also denji as a server

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“you kinda defend yourself by offending everyone else.”

“you are the last person here that i think anyone would attempt to murder.”

“it’s not gay if the penises don’t touch.”

“i’m gonna pass, i’m not really in the mood to be the victim of a hate crime tonight.”

“drowning kids in the bathtub is really funny.”

“congratulations, you’ve built a hill i’m willing to die on.”

“it was either a haunted house or black-out drinking for 48 hours.”

“was it homophobic or just correct?”

“i started crying at the thought of how the stars connect everything that ever was and ever will be.”

“what that mouth do except whine?”

“god is cruel, but she is creative.”

“we thought you were being haunted by that ghost we accidentally summoned.”

“piss your pants.”

“i have never had a plan go more array than trying to play webkinz and then getting blackmailed for 600 dollars.”

“get lobomatized challenge.”

“meth addicted children?”

“what in god’s good fucking name is fucking happening?”

“nothing related to god, i'm afraid, quite the opposite.”

“you’re young, you have so much more time to get worse.”

“the first step to a good redemption arc is feeling shame.”

“it’s one thing for that to happen, but then to have it on the news and forever be known as the guy who fucked a dolphin.”

“i want to stare at the open road and drown in it.”

“spaghetti? again?”

“this is why we don’t date the british.”

“it's that same feeling, but i know for a fact i did not commit murder.”

“are you proud that your children smell like piss?”

“get that dick, queen!”

“it’s so sad, but since i’m not them, it’s so funny.”

“did you eat him?”

“i hate that we had to ask you that.”

crying when someone comes in right before close

cleaning

the dark circles??? those don’t ever go away

only being productive at night — school, work, studying, shopping, catching up with a friend — that shit happens from 7pm-4am period

always having the most cracked out co-workers

the Cool Manager

slipping in mop water

cleaning

working every night bc no one from day crew wants to take your shifts

*internal screaming*

people coming in drunk

your entire body is in a constant state of aching

THE FUCKING STRESS OF WEEKENDS

underpaid as fuck