#server events

give me everything by @sorealis

A blindfold, a spell so he can’t hear, and giving his boyfriend full control shouldn’t be this exciting, but to Sirius it’s the ultimate show of trust and there is nothing hotter than that. Kinktober day 19: Sensory deprivation, Electricity [Explicit | 2,006 words]

Empty chairs at empty tables by Mikibou

Four dead marauders and their funerals ... Or something. [Teen | 5,302 words | Major Character Death]

Presto Bang-o by @r33sespieces

"I'm the Marvellous Mr. Lupin, here to dazzle with feats of magic you'll have to see to still not believe! Who's ready to have some fun?" The magician visibly deflates as scattered, unenthusiastic applause sounds through the conference room. Sirius almost feels bad for the man. There are probably few jobs more bleak than providing entertainment for a corporate networking event where everybody just wants to get drunk at the lobby bar or go to their room for a luxurious hotel wank that won't get interrupted by their kids. It's sort of the man's own fault for taking the gig, though. Kids' parties probably have a much more enthusiastic audience. Maybe Sirius should get his card and hire him for Harry's birthday. OR Is Sirius really thinking about seducing this magician? Really? [Teen | 4,119 words]

Padfoot & I by OccasionallyThriving

We'd gone on holiday by mistake. Withnail & I, but make it Wolfstar. [Teen | 4,662 words | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings]

Transformations by @brandileigh2003

It's the day of the full moon--the first one the marauders will be joining Remus. Remus is terrified and needs to have difficult conversations with them. [Mature | 6,320 words]

Pretty Little Baby by @moonman-84

Remus has some fun with his pretty little Baby. [Explict | 3,874 words]

Sometimes We're Lovers (Sometimes We're Friends) by @always-pining

A confession during sixth year. Sirius tells Remus he won't ask again. Years later, Remus still hears it like a promise: If you want me, one day, you’re going to have to be the one to ask. 1977 - 1995 [Teen | 3,213 words]

Clipped On You by @emperorem

After the C-Suite of James Potter, Sirius Black, and Marlene McKinnon assigns Remus a very boring work assignment, he decides to entertain himself by adding Clippy clip art, the once-upon-a-time Microsoft Office helper. And really, the whole thing starts innocently enough—he swears it does. But Remus stumbles across a surprising side of Clippy. Although in retrospect, it shouldn’t have been surprising. The internet truly has a little something for everyone. And this little something is sexy Clippy. [Explicit | 9,190 words]

Black Tartan by @sliebman10

When Sirius attends an event for his family's foundation, he decides to flout his mother's expectations by wearing his Highland suit rather than the tuxedo she provided. Remus is a fan of this decision and shows his appreciation accordingly. [Explicit | 3,182 words]

Loop Inn (Or: The Motel of Requirement) by @shunstanpike

"Please, Remus," Sirius begged. "I don't want my fantasies to come true. I don't want to sleep with the monkeys or become a human garnish. I just want a functioning shower, a clean bed, and a strong cup of coffee in the morning. Is that too much to ask?" "I can do that." "Can you?!" Sirius's voice broke and he thought he might burst into tears. He didn't want to think about how long he'd been awake at this point. – Sirius is in Vegas for a last-minute wedding, but every hotel is completely booked. Every hotel except Loop Inn. [Teen | 4,585 words]

Sirius Black and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Shirtless Curse by @astralsunshine

Sirius Black expected many things from his eighth year at Hogwarts after Voldemort was defeated. He did not, however, expect to be cursed to roam the castle completely shirtless, flaunting his visual assets to undeserving eyes. The sight of a shirtless Sirius Black is, of course, one to behold—but why won't Remus Lupin look at him? [Explicit | 8,048 words]

Chocolate Cake by RealityShowJunky

“Yes, Remus Lupin is gorgeous, smart, funny, and hands down the best lay Sirius has ever had. Sometimes, Sirius just can’t get enough of him—of his plump mouth or the sweetness that seems to radiate out of his pores. He’ll even admit that he does prefer Remus’ company to anyone else’s ninety percent of the time. But—just because your favorite dessert is chocolate cake doesn’t mean you’ll never crave a cookie, right?” Rich frat bro Sirius Black has a great thing going until he doesn’t. In order to win back the hand of his true love, he must defeat interloping psych majors, settle old vendettas, and learn how to properly stuff a non-engagement ring in a piece of chocolate cake. [Mature | 5,894 words]

of elf-ears, movie marathons, and (un)requited feelings by @barkingatthemooninsteadofwriting

The thing is that Sirius has been a little bit in love with Remus since… forever.  Maybe not forever, but he knows that one day in secondary school he looked at his best friend, the one that made the inside of his chest feel like a bruised peach and thought, Oh. I think I’m in love with you. He didn’t really know what love meant yet, or the difference between platonic love and familial love or the love that his parents claimed to hold for each other and their sons, but he felt it all the same, turning his entire teenage world upside down.  It didn’t take very long for Sirius to realize, however, that Remus didn’t feel the same way about him in return.  - Sirius grapples with his feelings for Remus during a Lord of the Rings movie marathon. [Explicit | 9,009 words]

Sirius Loses Mario Kart by c1garettesfor_m00ny

Remus watched as Sirius downed a shot of tequila, a bit of the clear liquid sliding down the front of his throat and soaking into his extremely tight and extremely revealing black crop top. The top left nothing to the imagination, hugging just above where his sternum met the flat of his stomach. Remus felt himself blush and looked away from Sirius, deciding that that was enough staring for one night. That would get him through the night just fine. “If you’re done staring, I’d like to play Mario Kart.” Sirius rolled his eyes at the flushed look on Remus’ face and grabbed his hand. He led him to the couch where he shoved him down and Remus just- let him. Or Sirius Loses Mario Kart And Remus Fucks Him [Explicit | 6,018 words | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings]

the time when you were mine by renaissance

The screening was a DREAM! 😭 This movie? 10/10. WOW. Once it's available to watch again, I will be streaming so I can dissect it frame-by-frame, as god intended!!! 😇 Not even exaggerating, Zack and Aaron are visionaries. So thankful they wanted to make this happen.

I really love you so much, Dead Boy Detectives fandom!! Even if you couldn't attend, or horror isn't your thing, whatever...I still just can't get over how amazing everyone here is and how creative/talented/kind our cast and crew are. What a fucking phenomenal show with a stellar bunch of people behind it, and a cool-ass fandom as the cherry on top.

The nin-burger server is proud to present its first Valentine's event; A list of 14 valentines themed prompts to draw or write for! While intended for the Naruto fandom, any and everyone is welcome to join in our prompt flavored fun despite the fandom they may join in with. Please tag the @nin-burger account on tumblr when posting the labors of your love if you'd like us to reblog it. Thank you for participating!

1, Holiday hater

2, Struck by cupids arrow (willingly or not)

3, Valentines day… spent behind bars.

4, Love at first bite

5, Till death do us part

6, Otome game / Affection Meter

7, Incubi / Succubi

8, Matchmaker

9, My heart is in your hand (literally)

10, Festival of love

11, Sharing is caring (in love and other things)

12, Relationship reveal

13, Love language

14, In game relationship / online relationship

Thought ab using "love potion" but decided it was too close to cupids arrow. Maybe next year

Honorable mentions of things that made me hesitate on what prompts to choose also go tooo:

> Idol au

> talk show

> dating game

> cupids factory (and why you shouldn't take free samples)

> romantic kidnapping