Cliffery ((AKA, what the fuck? To be continued later))
[11:41:56 AM] Akamaru01: my collection of cliffs is quite vast
[11:42:31 AM] Keiz (Linh/Link/Loki/Permanightblogger): very fine things, cliffs are! May I take a look?
[11:43:02 AM] Liz VP: Does your cliff have wallpaper?
[11:43:24 AM] Akamaru01: Hmmm very well. Becareful, though, a few can be quite ornery
[11:44:08 AM] Akamaru01: Yes, many of my cliffs feature exotic backdrops for a wonderfully beautiful fall
[11:45:26 AM] Keiz (Linh/Link/Loki/Permanightblogger): are you a commited collector? What auctions, if i may ask, would have a chance of putting up such divine cliffs for bidding?
[11:47:38 AM] Akamaru01: Oh, I obtain these from no ordinary auctions. The cliffs much be purchased either in person or in special 'Cliff Hanger' auctions held annually around the world at famous cliffs never to be sold
[11:47:55 AM] Akamaru01: It's a wonderful experience
[11:50:38 AM] Keiz (Linh/Link/Loki/Permanightblogger): I simply can't wait to one day take part in those auctions! You must have met splendid personalities, participating in such events with other cliff enthusiasts! Have you ever met Sir Cliffeus? He has a big name, as he was the founder of cliffery, the hobby that you have so gladly taken on! He is barely alive today, but his deed with never be forgotten by us cliffers!
[11:53:13 AM] Akamaru01: I had the upmost honor of meeting the sir several years ago. He was a jolly good man, and I was able to buy one of his marvelously preserved cliffs at the auction. It is one of the 'heights' of my collection. *shot*
[11:54:40 AM] Akamaru01: ((this is by far one of the stupidest/greatest conversations we've ever had and it is going on tumblr later okay continue))
[11:55:02 AM] Keiz (Linh/Link/Loki/Permanightblogger): ((i am starting to feel uneasy. Fuck, i'm starting to roleplay fuck)) Oh dear! Somebody has shot this ambitious young man with such a pure affinity! They must have been jealous of his fine collection of wondrous cliffs! Call 911!
[11:55:19 AM] Keiz (Linh/Link/Loki/Permanightblogger): ((i am so sorry))
[11:55:25 AM] Akamaru01: ((it's okay))
[11:57:21 AM] Akamaru01: No, no, I'll be alright. Just a graze to my side... I may need a wrap. I believe my terrible puns have brought me to the wrong side of a gun once again, and possibly in hopes of stealing my fine collection. But no one has ever succeeded... Where's those wrappings I believe I am bleeding quite profusely.
[11:59:20 AM] Keiz (Linh/Link/Loki/Permanightblogger): A medic is coming, do not fear too much but take your own precautions. Please hold on to the grip of your so admirable life, as you have a bright future of intense cliffery. You may be the heir of Cliffeus himself, even though we gaze upon no possible relation.
[12:02:48 PM] Akamaru01: I will not 'go down' the cliff of life so easily my dear. *bullet wizzes by head* Perhaps I should end the puns and jokes. And I believe Cliffeus is planning to announce an heir to his collection in the next few months. His life is dwindling, and he himself has never had a child of his own. Though I doubt I would be chosen for such. There are many others to choose from, and I suspect quite a few are vying for his favour.