#serpentaria

Edouard: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise.

Olrox: I beg to differ.

Edouard : Then beg.

Edouard: I’m gonna need a human skull, and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Olrox: Only if you also don't ask why.

Olrox: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Edouard :....

Olrox:....

Edouard: This one is fine.

Edouard: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Olrox: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

Edouard: Do you take constructive criticism?

Olrox: I only take cash or credit.

Olrox: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Edouard: You mean literally or figuratively?

Olrox: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

Edouard: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Olrox: Three words.

Edouard :....

Olrox: Someone will die.

Edouard: Of fun!

Edouard: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Olrox: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Olrox: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Edouard: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Olrox: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Edouard: This is such a bad idea.

Olrox: Then why are you coming along?

Edouard: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Edouard: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Olrox: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Edouard: Death is a social construct

Edouard: Olrox...

Olrox: Oh no, 'Olrox' in b-flat.

Olrox: You're disappointed.

Edouard: What’s your body count?

Olrox: Do you mean sex or murder?

Olrox: Stay foxy.

Edouard: Die lonely.

Olrox: Why am I the bad guy?