#seriously th

Jim Gordon has never followed politics in his life.

Jim Gordon hears someone refer to ‘Mayor Cobblepot’ and thinks it’s a sarcastic remark

Jim Gordon has no idea Oswald literally became the mayor of Gotham.

Jim Gordon being sent to city hall and deliver something, opening the door expecting to see Aubrey kiss-my-ass James sitting there, only to see Oswald behind the desk.

Jim Gordon walking into the mayor’s office on two hours of sleep and three large espresso and seeing Oswald-fuckin-Cobblepot sitting in the Mayor’s chair

Jim Gordon just standing in the doorway like -

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*********SEX OF FUCK*********

nice. nice nncie

ok ok

  "nice. ok untie me"

"ok just asec. no waiy. wait. fuck. fuck its stuck"

"shit"

"yeah"

"uh im gonna get somethin to cut that. ok. yyeah hang in there"

  iceland goes to the norawy

  "nore im going into battle and i need your strongest boxcutter"

"are scissors not good"

"no its. its something uh hard to cut"

"oh it's hard. hard huh. nice. ard. i can do it for you bro"

"no no please i'm not a kid i can do it nore"

"....alright whatever you say"

  iceland obtains the BOX CUTTER equip to select nd u can cut shit