#sentoki

Been thinkin about!!

Wow I can’t believe I never uploaded my MHA/BNHA villain? This is Sentoki Hikigane, a.k.a Machina! His quirk is Gunmetal- he’s able to convert the minerals throughout his body into metal. Most of it is the iron in his body! 

As requested by bloodythyme. :)

If you've been following this blog for a long while, you might remember the days when the pick-up lines series happened once a week. In this series, I write cheesy, personalized pick-up lines for various Bleach characters. That series has since ended, but that doesn't mean we can't have the occasional list! Today I'm going to come up with some pick-up lines for Tenjiro Kirinji, the hot springs Squad 0 guy, or Sentoki as I insist upon calling him. So if Sentoki decided to pick people up using one-liners, here are some he could use!

1. "Have you ever wondered what piece of fruit your butt resembles?"

2. "Baby, you're hotter than my hot springs."

3. "Yeah....my sword is long. Curved at the tip. 'Gilded Splendor' I call it. Sometimes it glows."

4. "Oh this? Just the keys to my private, super awesome hot springs."

5. "My hot springs can cure anything. That includes the hangovers we might both have tomorrow morning, FYI!"

6. "My body is a key, and I'm sure hoping you'll be my lock."

7. "Baby, when I see a mouth like yours, I'm even willing to stop chewing on this stick."

8. "You make my sword glow."

9. "You've gotten me so hot that I wonder if you have magical hot spring water too."

As requested by station11. :)

A while back, Yhwach announced that the world will end in 9 days. Bleach characters, how do you feel about having only 9 days left?

Ichigo: .....nine days?

Ichigo: Nine days?

Ichigo: NINE days?

Ichigo: ...

Ichigo: That's just so much time!

Ichigo: This final battle is gonna take like 300 chapters.

Sentoki: Good thing you're not in a hurry or anything.

Ichigo: Yeah! Turns out that was a good plan!

Kyoraku: Nine days. Twenty-six letters in the alphabet.

Nanao: So we need to kill about three Quincy a day.

Kyoraku: I think we're ahead of schedule! 

Hitsugaya: Has anyone else noticed that the Quincy are obsessed with the number 9?

Hitsugaya: We should defeat them in 8 days, just to piss them off.

Yhwach: You all misunderstand.

Yhwach: The world *will* end in 9 days, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

Renji: Yeah but villains always say things like that.

Renji: And I know how villains talk. 

Yhwach: The more Quincy you kill, the stronger I become.

Rukia: But Ichigo will still be able to take you!

Yhwach: Oh really? Because he couldn't the last time we met.

Aizen: Don't depend on that, dude.

Aizen: It will end badly for you.

Yhwach: WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND BE INTIMIDATED

Mizuiro: I just wonder what he means by 'world.'

Mizuiro: Soul Society? The human world? All the realms?

Mizuiro: Because if the Quincy are trying to destroy the whole universe, that seems like a - bad plan. 

Tatsuki: Maybe he's just talking about the current world. I mean, if you fundamentally changed the world order, you might claim the the "world" had ended.

Keigo: N-no way! That's an asshole way of talking!

Tatsuki: Makes more sense than the Quincy blowing up the ship they're standing on!

Soi Fon: The Quincy have been living in shadows for a century.

Soi Fon: We shouldn't expect them to act in a reasonable way.

Orihime: The important thing is that we work together to stop them!

Orihime: Save the world, for everybody!

Kira: I just wonder what's next.

Kira: Yhwach woke up after 900 years, regained his intellect after another 90, ate all those Quincy after another 9 years...and now we have a 9-day deadline.

Kira: After that, does the world only stay destroyed for 9 minutes?

Kira: Or perhaps Yhwach will only rule for 9 minutes?

Kira: I just feel like minutes are being left out here.

Bazz-B: Minutes aren't being left out, dude.

Bazz-B: "Minutes" is how long it took to defeat you!

Bazz-B: Well, seconds really....

Kira: ...

As requested by anon. :)

Ichigo: ...

Ichigo: ...

Ichigo: Um, why is everybody staring at me?

Sentoki: 'Cause the Soul King has the hots for you, man.

Sentoki: You're supposed to be the "yes please".

Ichigo: But the Soul King and I haven't exactly met.

Ichigo: And I get the feeling he's gonna turn out to be evil.

Sentoki: And those are deal breakers because.....?

Ichigo: ...

Ichigo: Shipping.

Hikifune: Oh no - I would never date my boss!

Shutara: I would.

Shutara: But the man sleeps all the time. I find that boring.

Oetsu: Shipped with the king, eh? Too bad I already have a sword harem!

Oetsu: Actually wait. Having a sword harem rocks.

Sentoki: Eh. I don't want to compete with Ichigo. I've seen where THAT leads.

Ichibei: I know what his actual name is!

Ichibei: ...just thought I'd point that out.

Orihime: Well, I am a princess! And he is the king! So I guess linguistically this makes sense!

Barragan: I am the king of Hueco Mundo. He is the king of Soul Society. We are natural enemies - and a natural pairing.

Yhwach: Bro, you're dead. I'm the enemy ship for the king these days.

Aizen: Excuse me?!

Aizen: Not that I'd want to be shipped with that thing, of course!

Aizen: Nobody sane would.

Urahara: I dunno, man. He gives away cool outfits. I love cool outfits.

Aizen: WHY MUST YOU INSIST ON BEING SO INFURIATING?!

Urahara: If I'm being honest, it's because I like it when you shout.

Byakuya: Naturally I am shipped with the Soul King.

Byakuya: Fans are wondering why I am still in the Royal Realm.

Byakuya: And when in doubt, fans always assume the reason is "white hot lovin.'"

Renji: White...hot....lovin'?

As requested by 4theluvofichimaru. :)

Sentoki, AKA Tenjiro, is a member of Squad 0. He runs the hot springs and seems to like to compare people to produce while they are unconscious and naked. So, Bleach characters, how do you feel about being shipped with a guy like that?

[Need more?]

Yoruichi:  YES PLEASE

Urahara: ...

Soi Fon: ...

Yoruichi: What? You know I like hot springs.

Kenpachi: He does have aggressive hair. And I like aggressive hair.

Kenpachi: But of course we'd have to fight before I know whether we're compatible.

Ikkaku: Have you been watching Pacific Rim again, captain?

Unohana: That man dissed my healing abilities and suggested that I should be devoting myself to fighting instead.

Unohana: Which I can only assume means he wants me to kill him.

Rukia: To be honest, I'm a little creeped out. He saw all of us naked!

Shutara: I saw all of you naked, too.

Rukia: Yes, but at least we weren't unconscious at the time.

Ichigo: I mean...I guess he was a little weird. All of that produce talk. Saying that Soul King is in love with me. Calling Renji a turnip when he is OBVIOUSLY a pineapple...

Ichigo: But one the other hand, soul reapers are never, you know, normal.

Ichigo: So I guess he was okay.

Soul King: Um, I am in love with you, Ichigo. I thought I made that clear by making you wear my clothes.

Rukia: Produce talk? What produce talk?

Renji: ....

Renji: A TURNIP?!

Soi Fon: No way! I hate that guy! Rude, condescending, and never actually around when we need him!

Soi Fon: Fucking Squad 0.

Byakuya: That man...

Byakuya: threw me

Byakuya: naked

Byakuya: into something called a blood spring.

Byakuya: So I can't say he's my favorite person ever.

Sentoki: And also I HEALED you. Geez.

As requested by anon. :)

Hikifune: I'm very happy for them!

Hikifune: It's pretty hard to find love when you're stuck in the Royal Realm with very...limited options.

Oetsu: I'm not sure I like your tone, yo.

Hikifune: I mean no offense to you and Ichibei! But when there are only three men in the entire realm, well, that's just not a lot to go on.

Soul King: Three men and also me.

Hikifune: I, um, would have counted you, sir, except that everybody knows you're saving yourself for Ichigo.

Soul King (muttering): I still like to be included.

Kurotsuchi: So is that what the "super powerful" Squad 0 does all day? Hook up and gossip about it?

Shutara: Oh? Should we spend our time like you do? Designing ridiculous new outfits?

Kurotsuchi:  We've seen Kurosaki Ichigo's new look. You're one to talk.

Shutara: At least I didn't make him look like a daffodil.

Kurotsuchi: ...

Kurotsuchi: And what is wrong with daffodils?

Luppi: Sentoki is a lucky, lucky man.

Luppi: People with many arms make the best lovers.

Tesla: Y-you mean, you've read my fanfic??

Luppi: ...

Luppi: No, I was talking about myself.

Luppi: Why? Who is this fanfic about?

Tesla: .............................................nobody.

Ichibei: Well, Oetsu. It looks like it's just me and you left. Time to battle for Hikifune's love.

Soul King: And also there's me!

Ichibei: You want us to battle for your love as well?

Soul King: Why does everyone assume I'm gay?

Renji: I'm just trying to imagine what that's like - Sentoki and Shutara being together.

Renji: I bet she makes him strip in front of her. A lot.

Rukia: I wonder if Sentoki knows that Shutara had all of us get naked.

Ichigo: Sentoki stripped us down too. So I don't see why he'd have a problem with that.

Byakuya: Making people strip is probably what brought them together.

Byakuya: It is not a common hobby.