A BREAK UP LETTER TO A CAR: Like dating a girl you know you wont end up marrying, we've known from th start that this would end at some point. Despite this, when we were together, our parting was the last thing on my mind. Like most relationships with an expiry date, we are forced to part ways, unexpectedly, perhaps before we are really ready. I leave you with no ill bearing. You were not without foibles, but I still never minded in the least. Thats when its real. When you know something isn't perfect-but given the power-you wouldn't change a thing. Like freckles on skin, imperfectly placed moles; i saw entire galaxies of wonderment because of you. You never let me down, 2 years and 40k miles. People would say thats abusive for a short period of time. You drove me to holidays, beautiful places i havent seen. You drove those closest to me to emergency rooms. And when i couldnt be alone you were there to keep me company. Like the first girl you fall for, i will never be completely rid of you. The feelings of desire might be long gone, but you define much of what ill continue to look for. I wish i could keep you but I cant. Our parting is natural and completely at ease in its previously subconscious inevitability. Its no fault of your own, you're just not the car i keep forever. Loyally yours, Robert #ladysploosh #g35 #car #breakup #sensitivemuch?