#semi-joke

LOOK I’M NOT TRYING TO BE PROBLEMATIC I’M JUST SICK OF IT D:

As long as they don’t use AI or go into MAJOR r*x territory (that r*x is a jerkwad ewwwww >:[) I’ll still support BlushCrunch. Don’t want another Dolly’s Factory, right?

…right?

(Wait didn’t BlushCrunch sign a contract with Scholastic to make books in 2027? Look it up i think that’s a real thing :O)

since the human mind isn't really capable of parsing timelines longer than their own potential lifespan, you hear things like "asleep for a thousand years" or "oh, rhea's been the head of the church for a thousand years" or "grima last came back a thousand years ago" and parse it initially as "a thousand years? that's basically a little longer than a hundred years"

a thousand years ago, the English language had no latinate words whatsoever. a thousand years before that, japan didn't exist. a thousand years before that, the bronze age had just collapsed.

having something be constant for a thousand years is just not something that happens in our world, so it's difficult to think of.

in terms of the real world, things a hundred years ago become semi-legendary. nobody remembers fighting in wwi, all we have are words and photographs. in an era without photography, how much would we really trust about it?

You know, your name says you’re unholy but...this is pretty holy.

“Was that a flirt?”

No. It was semi-joke.

“Good, I was getting worried.”

Nightmare? Worried? About me? Gosh, I never would’ve thought--

“No, I would’ve been worried for Coffee Bean, not you.”

Oof.

“...Night...why’re you so mean to Thun?”

“Because she dragged us here.”

“But that was ages ago...”