Sep 19, 2022
Incorrect OT3 Selfship Quotes #2
F/O 1: Is this your Plan B?
S/I: Technically it's Plan C.
F/O 1: Why did we skip Plan B?
S/I: Because we have to toss F/O 2 out of a window in Plan B.
F/O 2: I like Plan B.
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F/O 1, knocking on S/I's door: Open up, fucknugget!
F/O 2, right next to F/O 1, talking to S/I on the phone: Oh, did you just wake up?
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S/I: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal. Imagine what it's doing to your body.
F/O 1: Removing the rust, of course.
F/O 2: I've been drinking Coca Cola and my body is completely rust-free...I think F/O 1 is right.
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S/I: What about F/O 1?
F/O 2: Don't worry about them. I once watched them fall down five flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
