[CW]: Bad singing, person singing bad lines confidently, bad instrumental, bad just uh just bad... Uh...

[LYRICS]

[DIPPER]

Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and takin' 'er easy...

[MABEL]

Dipper, Dipper! I found one! Get over here, Pig!!!

[DIPPER]

Unless you're me. My name is Dipper. The girl chasing a pig and screaming is my sister Mabel. You may be wondering what we're doing here... Well, it all began when our parents decided we could 'use some fresh air.' They shipped us up north to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls, Oregon. Now it may look like an unassuming place, but I swear theres something weird going on, and I intend to find out what... I just need to get my Great Uncle off of my back...

[STANLEY]

Come one, come all to the Mystery Shack! We got a buy one get 2 for 50% more offer on the sasscrotch merch! Dipper, what do I pay you for!? [DIPPER]

Nothing?

[STANLEY]

Exactly! Now go hurry on and hang up these signs, these fellas aren't gonna scam themselves!

[DIPPER]

That guy. Our Great Uncle Stan transformed his house into a tourist trap called "The Mystery Shack." The real mystery was why anyone came. And guess who had to work there... Us. Along with that weird janitor guy Soos and the cashier, Wendy. My sister is looking on the bright side of things, but I can hardly get comfortable with Grunkle Stan breathing down my neck all the time. It looks like its gonna be the same, boring routine all summer... Right?

[TOWNSPEOPLE]

This town of people is one that is peaceful, its walls and its trees help to keep us at ease.

[SUPPORTERS AND TOWNSPEOPLE]

Not one of us townsfolk would second guess our blind eye, we have a list of rules that we all live by.

[TYLER CUTEBIKER

So sleep with one eye open,

[LAZY SUSAN]

don’t argue with what’s spoken.

[FIDDLEFORD MCGUCKET]

There are no hidden beings,

[TOWNSPEOPLE]

watching us, from the trees.

[ALL]

Our towns camaraderie rivals the mysteries

[DIPPER] One of the things that confuse me about my Grunkle Stan is how he can have a rivalry with a random kid.

[STANLEY]

I'm gonna kick your ass, Gideon!?

[GIDEON]

Not if you kick the bucket, first, old money!

[DIPPER]

Gideon and his family have been fighting against the mystery shack for god knows how long, It's mostly his dad doing all the heavy lifting but with all the 'widdle ol' me' advertisements and the help of Pacifica northwest and her family...

[PACIFICA] O.M.G, did you see Gideons new hairdo? [JESSICA]

I know, like, Iconic?

[TIFFANY] He's such a bicon, like. [dont question me.]

[PACIFICA]

I'm so inviting him to our all girls sleepover

[DIPPER]

they're big enough of a duo together to be a worry for the Mystery Shack... But I really dont think they should be the main concern... [DIPPER]

Brand new town with human beings, wonder what my future brings

Can’t shake off this nagging feeling, feel as though I might be seeing

Monsters around every corner and tree, Shadows stare back as if they’re watching me.

Can not stand down in fear I might seem weak, I know we just got here but I want to leave. [MABEL]

Come on Dipper, don’t be silly! You just have to look more deeply

Brand new friends, Starts of Ends, This is where our life begins!

Dropped off at a town, At a town full of smiling faces. Lots of grassy ground and an attic to ourselves!

the kids here seem our age, it's amazing what life plans for kids here just like us! We get to be where romance dwells!

Look up from the trees and you’ll see your new mystery. Its new history for your new life. (Look up from the trees.)

Look up from the ground, all around, you’ll start anew. With your sister by your side. (It's your mystery.)

This town full of people is where we can do right.  [DIPPER]

I dont think I’m comfy sleeping here tonight. [DIPPER, MABEL]

We’ll have to do our best here, no promises on rest here. [MABEL]

The people are so friendly! We’re bonding already! [DIPPER]

This town's camaraderie’s hiding what's underneath. [MABEL]

We are gonna have a ball!

This is where we belong [DIPPER]