I always see “Red getting drunk and flirting with Purple!” Or “Purple getting drunk and flirting with Red!” And the occasional polyinterns situation where Red and/or Purple get drunk around Green and flirt with them but HELLO?? AREN’T WE FORGETTING SOMETHING??? Green getting drunk would be SO CHAOTIC!! First off, they would not be used to this behavior from Green AT ALL. Red is usually stupid, and Purple used to act a little stupid before the reactor incident, but GREEN?? They haven’t know Green for very long and only see them as a sweet soft silly they. But now they’re DRUNK and FLIRTING!! AND FOR SOME REASON THEY’RE REALLY GOOD AT IT!! My favorite scenario is Green getting drunk and all loopy, they see Purple and they’re just ALL OVER THEM. Straight up just burying their face into Purple’s chest, sitting in their lap, very suggestively flirting with them, and Red walks into Security and just sees all THAT. AGHHHH ESPECIALLY IF NONE OF THEM ARE DATING YET!! RED WOULD GET SO JEALOUS THAT THIS COUNTRY BUMPKIN KID IS GETTING MORE ATTENTION FROM PURPLE THAN THEY HAVE IN THEIR ENTIRE CAREER KNOWING THEM!! Bonus if Green just starts making out with Purple right there with RED WATCHING. And the after story where Green wakes up in the Security room with a pounding headache so they ask Purple what happened and they’re explain the whole thing and Green’s face turns red SO FAST. Like, “Me? I did that?? ME?!?” And in response Purple just chuckles and very awkwardly makes a move on Green, then Green gets so flustered and nervous that they nearly pass out again. Yet again, RED IS STILL WATCHING! And they are LOSING THEIR MIND.
Please help me I’m obsessed with the idea of them
PLSSSSS, THIS COUNTRY BUMPKIN HAVING MORE RIZZ THAN RED.
Tbh, I think a slugmate has more rizz than Red. I especially love when Green rizzes Purple up, bcos honestly, they'd be Purple's type? Green is like Red when they were interns, silly, eager-to-please, and a bit naive but their heart is in the right place. The worm stories might be a bit weird, but if Purple had enough time, I think they'd eventually warm up to Green?
Their scene in O2 where Green asked for permission to be vulnerable, then gave Purple permission to be vulnerable was really sweet. Even if it was a manipulation tactic to get Purple and Brown distracted so Green can go killing, I do believe parts of the Crewmate's original personalities get absorbed by the alien parasite that inhabits them, so the resulting being is a hybrid of both, in a way?
And gooood, how cocky Green was in the last episode? I do think that's partially actual Green. It's tragedy that we don't get to know more about their personality as a person before they were replaced, but that hunger, ambition, and young upstart initiative are all def traits Green would have, as well as the dissatisfaction of remaining at the bottom rung for long.
Basically, yes, I do think Green's mixture of country person charm and that young ambitious cockiness would absolutely appeal to Purple, if given enough time, and sorry, Red. You're a forever cuck.