#security crossing

You catch Freddy scratching his back on a tree one time, doing the "bear wiggle." He begs you not to tell anyone.

Monty regularly likes to float down the river doing the gator thing. If you say anything he'll just glare at you until the current carries him away.

Roxy likes to randomly dig holes all around town and bury stuff. And she gets super pissed if/when you dig it back up. (But you can never tell whether it's going to be something of hers, or another one of Moon's pitfall traps.)

When Chica gets mad, her feathers fluff up so much that she practically doubles in size. And when she sneezes? Feathers. Everywhere.

You: “Aww!” Reaches to pet him

Moon; Bites you and runs

You: “BETRAYAL! BETRAYAL I SAY!”

AC!Sun; Laying on his back in the sun, doing the blissed out cat face “Hi Y/N. Do me a favor and scratch an itch for me?”

You: “Oh no, I know this trick you won’t get me like Moon did!”

Sun; “Moon…? Ah man he ruins everything…”

You: “…Aw fine, I’ll get it.”

Sun; Perfectly capable of getting it himself but he’d have to get up “Yaaaaaaaaay,”

Moon after he realizes he's Fucked Up and will no longer get The Good Pets:

Sun will definitely let you pet his tummy/chest (and it's so very fluffy and soft, and he purrs like crazy the entire time).

Like half the year he’s weirdly buff looking and half the year he looks like a normal bear

We all lust for Glamrock!Freddy until he gets an actual dad bod.

Imagine in the Mini-AC AU, Moon does that thing that cats do when they want attention where he starts trying to climb up your legs.