#sujithe2dwaifu

I like to picture Bart with the YJ team or his other friends and they’re all mildly horrified at how much scoliosis that boy must have

I don’t think that would or has occurred anywhere in canon but it’s still funny to imagine them all chilling and then they all realize Bart has a back arch deeper than the Mariana trench

to be honest i didnt even know cheetahs had a curve in their bodies?? cool fact to find out randomly at 22. i guess it makes sense the fastest kitty around has some adaptions like that.

like they worry about the velociraptors but then one of the handlers is putting one in a high vis vest to stop it from being bullied and another is wrapped in a towel to stop it from bullying also they’re in a desert enclosure because raptors were usually not found in jungles

If they have started/will start hormone therapy do they get special Sun and Moon bandaid privileges? Do they get kisses for their ouches? I need to know for reasons.

(Also I’m imagining y/n walking into the daycare like me when I get a random burst of testosterone going ‘YEAH! I WANNA PUNCH STUFF! I WANT A SWORD OR A LIGHTSABER! I WANNA BUILD A CHAIR! I CAN FIT AN ENTIRE TWO LITER SODA IN MY PANTS POCKET! I COULD PLAY A SPORT-Maybe-…I COULD WATCH A SPORT!’ and poor Sun just standing there like ‘Have you been hanging out with Monty? Am I hallucinating? What are you doing? Stop doing push-ups you’re freaking me out.’ I know that’s really random XD)

BURSTS THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOLAID MAN

OOOOOHHHH YEAAAAHHH

But yeah in my fic the reader has gotten top surgery and is on hrt!! Irl my intake starts next month and im AAAAAA GIMME THE HRT YEET THE TEETS

But itd be funny if the reader is like: FUCK MY T INJECTION

N sun/moon suddenly see them stab a needle into their thigh or smthn n they panic at first FHSJFJSJD

And then they see u bleed a lil n they go into caretaking mode fhshfhs

Also the reader just going feral like: LETS WRESTLE and just full on wrestling moon

Better yet theyre on the nightshift n just surprise moon by jumping him and wrestling him to the ground gHFHAFJS "TESTOSTEROOONEEEE"

Golfing w monty n just breaking the club in two and monty isnt even mad hes just impressed at this point

Sun knows that humans are soft and fragile. He knows cuz he works with such young children and needs to know to be gentle with them.

Sun also knows they’re made of metal and can easily have their parts replaced. That’s why they’re were okay with getting their arm ripped off.

Moon gives me the vibe of receiving a text that just says ‘Blood for the blood god’

Y/N just chilling with the mers on a shallow sandbar, eating snacks, listening to the radio, occasionally feeding them some things they probably haven’t had before. Sun trying to smooth out a soft bit in the sand for you since you don’t have a tail so no fins :( Moon meanwhile is actively putting shells he thought you’d like in the spot Sun is trying to smooth out