#secondo headcanon

I'm excluding Nihil and Primo cause Nihil is more of a father figure in my mind and Primo doesn't fuck virgins he sacrifices them so, here we go.

Secondo: He is absolutely astonished that you would want an "old man like him" to take something precious like your virginity. Once he's 100% sure that you're sure about this, he makes a whole evening out of it. A home cooked meal, the best wine he has, candles, and enough lube to put a porn studio to shame. He makes sure you're relaxed and comfortable throughout the whole thing and makes sure it's the best sex you'll ever have.

Terzo: Similarly to his brother, he's surprised by the request but only because he doesn't understand how someone as beautiful as you could still be a virgin. He doesn't make as big a deal of it as Secondo but he does bring a lot sex toys. He's worried you might change your mind but he still wants to satisfy you even if you decide that.

Copia: His eyes get big and he becomes a blushing fool because "Him? You want HIM to take your virginity?! Are you sure? Of course he wants to do it but- oh dark lord- are you like...100% sure???" He's a little a lot awkward about it. He tries to be so so so careful with you. Makes jokes and pun and makes you giggle when he puts it in too soon and makes you bleed a little. Asks if you want him to stop and when you say no he kisses away what's left of the tears on your face.

and this fuckin creachur with whom he has placed so much of his affection was delighted. Thank you Dino, he loves it it's so nice and the color is so pretty!

The next time that he saw that jacket it had been decked out w/ studs and spikes and patches for a battle jacket

It's a safe place for him for quiet, honest conversation, the man standing with shirt sleeves rolled up and a hand towel tossed over one shoulder, apron around his waist.

Imagine the surprise on Primo and Terzo's faces when you mention casually one day that Secondo told you his meatball recipe.

I feel like Secondo is an absolute menace in the kitchen. And when I say menace, I don’t mean that he doesn’t know how to cook, I mean that he doesn’t want anyone or anything interfering in his ✨Craft✨. He would argue that despite his struggles with alcoholism in his career (now sober) he had learned to whip up some interesting and quick meals that would soothe a hangover. But that aside, he actually became interested in culinary arts and techniques when he was on his path to recovery.

Since then, he has mastered specific dishes (tailored to your tastes). Sometimes he gets teased (fondly) by Terzo about his tummy and how he should invest in a taste tester. In which Secondo smacks Terzo’s stomach and tells him that a few pounds wouldn’t kill him. “A simple breeze would knock you right off your feet, fratello.”

Everyone enjoys food and gains some weight thanks to Secondo and his newfound passion 💚

I LOVE THAT!! he feeds them all!!! retirement bellies for everyone!!! ♡

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of there theirs

Secondo, how weird can he get? even his own ghouls said his balls seems to have a life on its own.

She chirps when she sees you because you always do the King Diamond “GRANDMAAAA” yell when you visit.