I hope you mean Sebastian/Blaine/Jesse, Shelby dearest, because that's what you're getting. This is super cracky, I don't even know.

It's one of those rare nights when Sebastian's the only one home. Blaine and Jesse are at work, waiting tables for ungrateful douchebags and teaching kick ball chain to ungrateful douchebags, respectively. There's still another two hours before they're due back, and he can only masturbate so many times before his dick threatens to fall off, so he huffs and pulls out the over-stuffed laundry hamper. He usually hates domestic housework, avoids it at all costs, but it's starting to stink up the room so... whatever. 

He tosses everything into two piles, lights and darks, and then shuffles around in the closet, knowing Jesse keeps his sweaty old Vocal Adrenaline t-shirt in there. As he digs around, sniffing it out, he finds a a large shoe box he's never seen before. It's too big to be one of Blaine's boater shoes or Jesse's taps, so he pries the lid off. He takes one good look at the contents and covers it quickly. 

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Sebastian's sitting in the living room, arms crossed and box on the coffee table, when Blaine and Jesse waltz in. They're chuckling and pinching each other as they kick off their shoes, but stop dead in their tracks when they see the box on the table.

"'Bas," Blaine starts, taking a step forward. "It's not what it looks like."

"I can explain," Jesse says. He runs forward, reaching for the box, but Sebastian pulls it away.

"I though we were past this." He lifts the lid and pulls out one of the many suspenders crammed with in. A few others are tangled around it, and they drop to the floor when Sebastian shakes them free. Blaine jumps at the clatter and Jesse cringes as though it were a baby that had fallen.

Aw this made my night! I've seen you around and wow you are so sweet thank you for this message bless your soul :)

Solo musicians

Adele

P!nk

Sam Tsui

Bands/music groups

Straight No Chaser

Hey Monday

I love my Toms. They’re probably the comfiest shoes I own.

PLEASE. I mean, I only care about Cooper ‘cause I play Blaine somewhere so it’s a little relevant… but in the context of the show? I couldn’t give a single shit. PLEASE GET CANCELLED.

i'm just gonna watch this to see cooper be an asshole, ngl