#sdv self insert

I could have spent my time making anything else...

Imagine you come to pelican town and go to visit the farm only to find the CREEPIEST cryptid tending it, reality distorting around their form as they gaze at you with tired, gloomy eyes, your perception of them glitching between a humanoid form with pale skin and long, ebony hair, their eyes sunken and hollow with an eeriee blue glow as moss appears to cling to the tips of their hair and jeans and then suddenly the form of a towering monstrosity with a mutated canine skull and great, reaching antlers, their neck and chest a fluffy mess of blackened fur, hair similar to the human's form draping over the skull and rotten flesh that makes up the creature, its arms long and sinewy, less meat and more mumified skin clinging to aincent bones as their hands becone long, bony claws and their feet stick into the muck as solid hooves and they raise a glitvhing hand into a lazy wave and yawn out a soud thats unearthly and vile and yet understandabke by any ear though you know not how: "welcome to my vacation home! so nice of you to visit."