#sdv razmodious

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Harvey: Please, stop trying to eat aquarium gravel...

Vincent: But Sam said they were forbidden Nerds!

Sam, munching on aquarium gravel: They are!

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Shane: Look, I know your disappointed, but why not at LEAST have a drink with me?

Elliott, wearing his swim suit: You said this was a dive bar, I wanted to dive.

Shane: *sigh* you're a fucking dumbass...

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Leah: And here's my latest work!!

*reveals a canvas messily spalttered with warm shades of paint*

Leah: It resembles that feeling when you're having a mental breakdown but can't because you need to always seem perfect!

Shane: What-

Emily: Haha, same.

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Razmodious: I think I have a kid in the town...

Abigail: I suspect that my dad isn't really my dad...

Caroline: I wish my husband paid more attention to me...

Pierre: M O R R I S !!!!

Morris: P I E R R E !!!!

Farmer:

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Jaz: Tea Party!!

Shane: I'm not-

*2 minutes later*

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Marnie: Alright, I'll send little... um...

Farmer: Say her name Marnie.

Marnie: I'll send your sheep...

Farmer: S A Y I T

Marnie: I'll send little... DooferMcFlooferAss... to her new home...

Farmer: Thanks! I'd also like to buy a chicken!

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Linus: Yeah, someone threw rocks at my tent and ripped it up-

Farmer, pulling their sword: Who.

Linus: I'm not sure-

Farmer: I'LL FIND THEM

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Shane: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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Farmer: Money is like, Presidential Trading Cards...

Farmer: So exchanging money for change is like a battle...

Farmer: AND TAXES ARE LIKE BULLIES STEALING YOUR HARD EARNED PRESIDENTIAL TRADING CARDS!!!!

Farmer: So no, I won't be paying taxes.

Lewis: What the FUCK-

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