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Freckles? Fuck, there you are. I was calling out, maybe you didn't hear. Well, why would you? This place is fucking huge.

Did you not like that movie or somethin'? You kept talkin' all the way through it even when Sylvie shushed you, so it made me think you didn't like it. Even though I don't think anyone can not like Stand By Me.

Bee dropped by earlier. She said she baked dirt bombs because "Conrad Fisher baked dirt bombs". I don't know who that is, but they taste great.

No, that's not mine. That belongs to Bonnie. Do I look like someone who reads freaky sci-fi novels?

Sorry. I don't know why he did that. This is my first time having a dog. I've never seen him do that to a stranger before.

And then some little doordash asshole on a skateboard fuckin hit the kerb and took me clean out. Covered me in fuckin pasta and I have a sprained wrist and a broken finger. Like my jobs literally rely on me having working fuckin hands, but whatever, right?

Hey, Ace. Good day at work? Cool. Anyway. Did you know newborn babies have more bones in their bodies than adults do?

Huh? Oh, hey, Junebug. I was just checking up on - I wanted to see if he'd posted anything. Sebastian's got me blocked, so. I thought maybe...