My Youtube recommendations reminded me that the ppg reboot's script was leaked and I needed to know just how bad it actually was. It's bad, just. god. There’s so much they just disregard. Professor Utonium is now, abusive Drake; Mojo’s not a monkey and is also dead. Blossom becomes a PTSD victim and everyone kinda makes fun of her for it?? Bubbles turns out to be a hollywood washout who’s gone through rehab many times. Buttercup becomes a cheating lesbian, which is just come on now. There’s so much. Oh god, not to mention the pop culture references that make it even more unclear who the demographic for this is. Just take my screenshots.
How they told us mojo’s a guy:Â
On page 5, they just blow everything up. Just, as soon as they tell us she’s a lesbian the stab us with the yeah and she’s a cheater to (: Then boom, double reveal, they’re addicted to alcohol.Â
I don’t even know what this part is trying to be. What did the writers mean to say by adding this?! I genuinely have no idea. If you know, please tell me.Â
hoping this isn’t an among us reference
Man they are really doing something...
There was another point were Drake says something about putting their money in fidget spinner investments and at that point I just blanked out. The whole script is a while ride. I should’ve spent the hour and a half reading good ppg fanfics instead.Â
