Mar 29, 2022
"What's the plan?"
"Bold of you to assume we have a plan."
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"What's the plan?"
"Bold of you to assume we have a plan."
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Oh gosh if you're still looking for fic prompts...blupjeans there was only one bed?
no more script prompts pls and thx
INT. A non-descript bedroom with one bed. BARRY and LUP enter, exhausted. They pause at the doorway.
LUP: Uh-oh, Barold.
BARRY: What?
LUP: There’s only one bed.
BARRY: Yeah, we share a bed. We’ve been sharing a bed for months now -
LUP: Who’s gonna get it?
BARRY: What do you -
LUP: I mean, one of us has to sleep on the floor.
BARRY: What are you talking -
Cut to LUP, who is suddenly wearing lingerie and lying seductively on the bed.
LUP: Wrestle you for it.
Pause.
BARRY: You’re on.
BARRY peels off his shirt and dives towards the bed. Both of them laughing as we pan towards the window and the view of the cosmos outside the Starblaster. Fin.
For the prompt request, Beverlin first date?
no more script prompts por favor
INT. A Chili’s. BEVERLY and ERLIN, two halfling sixteen year olds, are sitting across from each other in a booth. They have one giant chocolate milkshake between them with two straws. ERLIN laughs at something BEVERLY just said.
ERLIN: This is nice.
BEVERLY: Yeah?
ERLIN: Yeah. I’m glad we’re finally doing this.
BEVERLY: Me, too.
ERLIN: Yeah. Kind of wish your scoutmasters weren’t watching us the whole time.
Pan to a nearby table where HARDWON, MOONSHINE, and BALNOR are sitting. The table is overrun with sliders and what might have once been jambalaya, both of which a rascally possum named PAW PAW is eating with vigor. HARDWON and BALNOR are chugging beer while MOONSHINE discusses the menu with a concerned looking waiter.
MOONSHINE: Now, it says here that your ribs are slow-cooked, but exactly how slow - (She notices BEVERLY and ERLIN looking at her) Oh, hi youngins! Don’t you worry about us, just keep on with your little date!
Cut back to BEVERLY and ERLIN.
BEVERLY: I bet I could illusion a fire in the kitchen that would give us enough of a distraction to make a break for it.
ERLIN: Race you to the park?
BEVERLY: You’re on!
We see BEVERLY wave his hands towards the kitchen and the sound of flames shooting up, followed by panicked shouting. He and ERLIN take each other’s hands and run for the exit. Fin.
Here’s a fic prompt! Instead of being stuck in the Umbrastaff, Lup gets trapped in Wonderland
no more script prompts thank you
INT. A dark room. Lup’s eyes blink awake and she sits up from lying on the floor. She looks around, getting her bearings, when neon lights blink on one by one around her. In front of her, a massive neon gameshow wheel bursts to life, flanked by the two fashionable elf liches, EDWARD and LYDIA.
EDWARD: Welcome -!LYDIA: to Wonderla -!
LYDIA is cut off when LUP blasts her with a fire bomb from her umbrella. EDWARD watches LYDIA fizzle and pop into a cloud of sparkly dust.
EDWARD: How did you do that?LUP: Oof, that looked like it hurt. Maybe she needs some anti-lich cream?EDWARD: Wha - oh, like “anti-itch.” That wasn’t very funny -
LUP is suddenly wearing sunglasses and holding an electric guitar. Brief guitar solo, smash cut to black. FIN.
One! Big! Bed! but with the dndads
no more script prompts thank you
Int. Fantasy tavern. The four DADS (HENRY, DARRYL, GLENN, RON) enter the room they have conned themselves into. There is only one bed.
RON: Uh oh, looks like there’s only one bed.DARRYL: Who gets it?GLENN: Rock, paper, scissors?HENRY: This is definitely a hard decision, Maybe we should...sleep on it.
PAUSE. The dads realize what HENRY has done.
DARRYL: That was a pretty sheet-y pun, Henry.GLENN: How do you sleep at night?RON: Well, nothing mattress now.
Outside, the tavern keeper takes 1d4 psychic damage and yelps in pain. HENRY quietly closes the curtains. FIN.
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ooo danbrey goes on a cute road trip for a prompt!!
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Ext. The Amnesty Lodge. It is summer, and AUBREY and DANI are wearing their beach gear and carrying beach supplies.
AUBREY: Road trip!DANI: Whoo!AUBREY: Beach or bust!
AUBREY tosses the car keys to DANI, who catches them and laughs.
DANI: Very funny, Aubrey.
She tosses the keys back to AUBREY.
AUBREY: What do you mean?
She tosses the keys back to DANI.
DANI: You know I can’t drive.
She tosses the keys back to AUBREY.
AUBREY: Well, I can’t drive!
She tosses the keys back to DANI.
DANI: So neither of us can drive?
DANI tosses the keys to AUBREY just as we hear BARCLAY’s voice from inside the lodge.
BARCLAY (off-screen): Has anyone seen my keys?AUBREY: Run!
The girls scatter in a cloud of cartoon dust, dropping the keys on the driveway. BARCLAY emerges from the lodge and picks up his keys. He shakes his head and rolls his eyes.
BARCLAY: Those kids!
Looney Tunes end card plays. Fin.
instead of doing anything reasonable or writing decent fics out of your fic prompts i decided instead to write horrible, very brief scripts out of them. so, look out for that.
fic prompt: lup and moonshine meet at fantasy walmart (bonus points for tammy radbody cameo)
no more script prompts thank you
INT. Fantasy Wal-Mart. LUP is comparing two identical pairs of overalls. MOONSHINE walks by pushing a cart.
LUP: Hey, miss? Sorry to bother you, but I like your overalls and wanted to know if you could give me advice on which pair to buy.MOONSHINE: Oh! Well I’d be happy to help. I’m not much of a fashion expert myself, I’ve been wearing these overalls since I was born and just adding more denim. But Paw-Paw can help you out!LUP: Who’s -
Before she can finish her question, a possom crawls out of MOONSHINE’s overall bib. He speaks in a squeaky, “possum-language” and points to one of the overalls before disappearing back into Moonshine’s bib.
MOONSHINE: Did that help?LUP: Yes. Yes, it did.MOONSHINE: Have a pleasant day!
MOONSHINE leaves. In the background, TAMMY RADBODY peruses bathing suits. Fin.