That moment when your roomie tries to yet again steal the very comfortable and well worn Jurassic Park shirt you’ve had for 7 years now, only to then try to fight you off when you use the spray bottle and pin them to the bed, and in the process viciously grab your nipple while you bite theirs until they let go of the shirt.
My nipple stings now T-T
BUT so do theirs, so its all good 😊
(It’s MY shirt goddammit, I don’t fight fair, I WILL use the weapons granted to me via evolution.)














