#screammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

“no it’s not about asparagus” “then what the hell it is about? are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?” “why are you being so rude to me?” this is my house. is this my house? or did someone drop me on foreign soil behind enemy lines?” “of course it’s your house” “i’m surrounded on all sides!! when did this happen? who the hell are you ? do you have a gun??? are you here to kill me? hm???  do you have a gun?” “stop it!” “where’s your gun? where’s your gun? show me your gun!” “stop playing this game” “i’m not playing a game!” “uh huh” “what game am i playing? tell me what game i’m playing? what precisely is the nature of my game?” 

staring at my mirror repeating to myself i emjoy repairing my jeans repairing my jeans brings me joy and satisfaction i wnjoy repairing my jeans repairing my jeans brings me joy and satisfaction i enjoy repair-

Tags, just look at em