#scottish things

Happy Pride from the Scottish Highlands

Instead of Will's "body" being pulled out of the quarry it's just a big ass loch and half the families in Hawkins would probably be crofters so the Demogorgons would eat their sheep </3 Also instead of the Byers moving to Lenora Hills it's just fucking Aberdeen. And byler have their 90s gay summer in Edinburgh instead on NYC

Oh and also Dustin is Northern Irish and moved to Hawkins due to all the conflict in Ireland at the time because I said so.

SNP 1: Here is a bunch of stuff we've done whilst in government to make your life better! (Some of these were introduced and primarily championed by the Greens but shhh we went along with them so plz give us credit for them now) Here is a bunch of further stuff we'd like to do to make your life better! Westminster doesn't give a shit about you, Scotland should be independent so we have more powers to make our own lives better.

Scottish Greens: Here is a bunch of stuff we did whilst in government to make your life better! Here are further things we want to do to make your life better! Scotland should be independent so we have more powers to do more stuff like this!

Labour: SNP BAD. Only Labour can beat the SNP! Vote Labour because SNP BAD.

Tories 1: SNP BAD. Only the Tories can beat the SNP! Vote Tory because SNP BAD.

Reform: SNP BAD. Vote for us to get rid of the SNP! Here are some extremely vague promises about the NHS and cost of living that have nothing whatsoever to do with the main thrust of all our other campaigning! We're totes not the racist fascist party, who told you that? (what do you mean it was us in every other communication we've ever put out) Vote Reform because SNP BAD.

SNP 2: Hello I am your constituency candidate, here is stuff my party has already done and wants to do in the future to make your life better! Vote for me and my party!

Tories 2: SNP BAD. All us unionists gotta stick together to keep out those horrible people who want to break up the union. Only the Tories can defeat the SNP (who are BAD) and save the union (why is the union good? uhhh it just is ok remember SNP BAD)! Also don't vote for Reform, not because there is anything wrong with them or their policies mind, it's just because the complicated Scottish election maths mean voting Reform will probably end up helping the SNP and SNP BAD.

SNP 3 [think this one was targeted to EU citizens specifically]: Hey remember how Scotland never wanted to leave the EU in the first place? We're the only major party that still wants to get back into the EU to make your life better. Screw the racist fascist party and their racism and fascism; we actually think immigrants are worthwhile human beings and everyone's lives can be better if we all work together instead of stewing in hate and division. Scotland should be independent so we can build a better future for all of us.

Scotland, Ireland/N Ireland/Wales