#scoopsahero

my mom said it's okay but only if u come pick me up

i could NEVER forget you *you'll be in my heart from Tarzan starts playing in the bg*

"   @scoopsahero,   do   you   seriously   believe   that   ladies   like   what   dustin   calls   your   jungle?   i   died   so   i   have   every   right   to   give   you   hell   about   it.   especially,   since   i   can't   drive   your   car   anymore.   "   max   hopes   for   steve's   sake   that   he   has   been   messing   with   dustin   and   truly   does   not   believe   that   chicks   dig   his   chest   hair.

this is so gross why are you here

'    @scoopsahero,    i    know that you    care    about    them    ----    but    honey,    you    have    to    take    care    of    yourself.    '    lori has    heard    of    the    rumors    about    how    steve    has    become    the    goddamn    babysitter    for    six    kids.    '    you're    just    as    important    as    they    are,    don't    forget    that,    okay?    leave    the    scary    stuff    for    the    adults    to    take    care    of.    '    

what’s up asshole?  you see it’s not your name, but i like to think it’s a pretty good descriptor, don’t you? <3

okay scoopsazero you fucking loser i see you

literally what do you want