ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ғɪʀsᴛ ʟᴀᴅʏ

  feel free to change pronouns / wording!

“ fun day at work, huh ? ”  

“ i do not have the energy for this. ”  

“ has anyone come in here ? ”  

“ holy shit. you got blood all over you. ”  

“ did they say how many are dead ? ”  

“ you ain’t seen what i seen. ”  

“ they’re gettin’ through the fence ! ”  

“ there were hundreds and hundreds of bodies lining the streets. ”

“ you wanted to be left alone, remember ? ”  

“ hands on your fucking head. ”  

“ it’s like we’re on a date. ”  

“ fuckin’ hate the smell of the city. ”  

“ don’t even think about cuttin’ in line. ”  

“ it’s been a while. ”  

“ put your gun down. ”  

“ that is a stupid idea. ”  

“ we can sneak by them, even though i know that’s not your style. ”

“ justice waits for no one. ”  

“ what’re you, like twelve ? ”  

“ your watch is broken. ”  

“ you mumble in your sleep. ”  

“ i hate bad dreams. ”  

“ beggars can’t be choosers. ”  

“ this rain ain’t gonna do us any good. ”  

“ don’t do anything stupid. ”  

“ hey fuck you man i didn’t ask for this. ”  

“ do i need to remind you what is out there ? ”  

“ you hear one clicking ? you gotta hide. that’s how they spot you. ”

“ oh … you got something on your shoe. ”  

“ you can’t deny that view. ”  

“ guess what, we’re shitty people. ”  

“ our luck had to run out sooner or later. ”  

“ i can buy you some time but you have to run. ”  

“ i will not turn into one of those things. ”  

“ what you say goes. ”  

“ you’ve never been here, have you ? ”  

“ doesn’t seem right. ”  

“ i’m a pretty good shot with that thing. ”  

“ get off your ass and on your feet. ”  

“ thanks for the heroics and all. ”  

“ i need you to shut up. ”  

“ okay … don’t be a dick. ”  

“ it’s the normal people that scare me. ”  

“ i can handle myself. ”  

“ i suggest we move quietly. ”  

“ we’re sittin’ ducks here. ”  

“ you’re doin’ a good job. i figure you should know that. ”  

“ this make you all nostalgic ? ”  

“ why are these all stuck together ? ”  

“ i’m just fucking with you. ”  

“ i’m not even tired. ”  

“ that is a lot of people that didn’t make it. ”  

“ i don’t think these guys were infected. ”  

“ keep your voice down. ”  

“ oh good, somethin’ else you can drive me crazy with. ”  

“ where did you learn to shoot ? ”  

“ endure and survive. ”  

“ you get people desperate enough they’ll do just about anything. ”

“ i really miss coffee. ”  

“ you scared the shit outta me ! ”  

“ i shot the hell outta that guy, huh ? ”  

“ why didn’t you just hang back like i told you to ? ”  

“ i should’a let your ass die back there. ”  

“ survival of the fittest. ”  

“ sarcasm … makin’ progress. ”  

“ so … this is awkward. ”  

“ what’re you scared of ? ”  

“ i’m gonna get that gun from you, okay ? ”  

“ thanks for not blowing my head off. ”  

“ that’s pretty impressive. ”  

“ you survived because of me. ”  

“ they’re all dead. ”  

“ i guess we’re both disappointed with each other then. ”  

“ what are you so afraid of ? ”  

“ you are treadin’ on some mighty thin ice here. ”  

“ come on, i won’t laugh. ”  

“ should we have seen someone by now ? ”  

“ stay here. i’m gonna flank this asshole. ”  

“ can you walk ? ”  

“ then fucking walk ! ”  

“ you gotta tell me what to do ! ”  

“ everything’s cool. this place is not creepy at all. ”  

“ any sudden moves and i put one right between your eyes. ”

“ you really shouldn’t be out here all on your own. ”  

“ i don’t like company. ”  

“ you hear that ? they’re on the roof. ”  

“ i’d say we make a pretty good team. ”  

“ you kill to survive. ”  

“ for a second you shook my faith. ”  

“ i knew you had heart. ”  

“ don’t fucking touch me ! ”  

“ this everything you were hoping for ? ”   

“ i ain’t leavin’ without ya. ”  

“ i can’t imagine losing someone you love like that. ”  

“ get up. i said get up. ”  

“ don’t come any closer. ”  

“ take it easy, drugs are still wearing off. ”  

“ feelin’ my age now. ”  

“ let’s just wait it out. y’ know, we can be all poetic and just lose our minds together. ”

“ i struggled for a long time with survivin’. ”