#schpood minecraft

Scenario: He is impatient, blunt and aggressive. He curses at anyone that annoys him, but there's one who can make him do a 360, that's his wife.

pairing: schpood x fem!reader

Genre: Fluff =͟͟͞♡

TW: just a little swear

note: not proofread, first oneshot, probably not accurate

Everyone that have heard and interacted with Schpood would describe him as unhinged. A crazy mad man who won't hesitate to say what's in his mind. Oh you don't even any plans for your city? Why the hell are you leading in the first place then?

No one could talk back to him. I mean how can they when he leads the biggest nation, you basically have a brain damage if you ever did. Because if you want to be safe, you need an ally like Westhelm. So they'll just take all the insults, as long as he's on their side.

But there's one that won't take those kind of insults, you. And that is how you two met, with an insult and a jab. After that he did not leave you alone, nothing could ever make him go away. He wasn't bother by any of your words and that annoys you but it amuses him.

You two got married, long story short. You questioned how that happened, and you know why. You love him, him and his stupid smug face and eyes that looks at you with wonder like you carry the world.

Over the years, some things developed, changed. The others noticed, it was pretty obvious. When he's alone at meetings, he cannot keep his mouth shut, but when you're there... what the fuck?! he's like the complete opposite. Sure, his eyes are on you most of the time but he's listening to the meeting, which surprised everyone. Since when does he have the capability to actually listen without talking, yapping, shouting.

"Oh come on! Are you fucking stupid to think that we'll go with that half-ass plan?! "Listen, sure it's not finished-" "Oh shut up! Start talking when you actually do have a fucking-"

An eye contact with his wife. Followed with silence, as all wait for him to finish shouting talking. But all he does is look away and sat down on his chair.

And when he does shout, cursed at someone and you're there, it takes one glance from you and he's sat, silently. Huh?! All of those in the meeting can only watch with their mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water.

Underneath the table his hand finds yours, he hold them softly. Rubbing his thumb gently on your knuckles, a silent plea and sorry, his lips forming into a pout frown. A gentle squeeze was what you gave, and he immediately was smiling, still holding your hand as he listens to the meeting.

These are my current top 4 ideas for fics I wanna write.

But I don't know which one to do first 👉👈

@dreamayy please actually help me decide please 😭

Schpood fanart

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Scenario: Waking up with him in the morning, was always warm and comfortable. Arms wrapped one another, and hearing each other's heartbeat.

pairing: schpood x reader

genre: fluff

note: not proofread, took inspiration from @shadow-wolf378 's headcanon (hii!!)

Waking up with Schpood could be of two things, his arms wrapped around you like a warm blanket in a cold morning or his head pressed against your chest with his arms wrapped around your waist. Either way it's a warm and cozy position to wake up in the morning.

You always seem to wake up before him, so that means that you'll stay in bed for much longer. Even when he's asleep, he senses when you're about to pull away. He'll groan in his sleep and bury his face on your chest, his arms never loosening. He'd told how he loved hearing your heartbeat, how it's one of the things that calms him down. How it helps him fall asleep.

When the sun was high enough that you couldn't shield him from it, is when he wakes up. With a groan and a yawn that was adorable and at the same time attractive, the first thing his eyes should lay upon was you—it was an unspoken rule of his. And when he does, his eyes lights up and greets you.

"Good morning love."

His voice was deeper than usual, it always was when he first wakes up. It never fails to make you flustered. He moved up to kiss your lips, a long and messy one, it ends up with him on top of you. His arms on both sides of your head and your arms wrapped around his neck, fingers messing with his unruly strands.

"Good morning darling."

That nickname was one of the many that he likes. He doesn't want you to call him by Schpood, you should never address him so formally. You're his wife, that means that you get to call with as much pet names that you like but never his real name. But there were some exceptions where he does like hearing his name uttered by you.

Getting up to get ready for the day is a roulette of it's own. If he's in the right mood, all happy and energetic, he'll happily get ready with you. Showering and everything beside you. There's times where he's too sleepy or not in the mood to get up, which causes you to lay beside him as his captive or his pillow.

Then there are moments that he does get ready with you, but because he's grumpy for whatever reason that he just causes everything to take to long. Even just taking off his clothes takes about more than a minute, showering will be a thirty minute session.

Either way, morning is one of his cherished moments. It was uninterrupted, with no people but just you two. No one to interrupt and take your attention away from him. An intimate and personal moment with the person that he loves the most. Where he can just hold you and kiss you as much time as he wants.

Before you can be roll away underneath him, he already saw that coming and immediately wrapped his arms around your waist bringing your back against his chest. It was his time to spoon you.

"Let's stay like this for a few minutes." "You say that, then the sun have already hit it's peak before we get out of bed." "Yeah, a few minutes." "And if one of the leaders asked for our presence? Or a situation that requires one of our attention?" "5pyder can just go for it." "That's not how it works, he's your second in command. It doesn't mean that you can just dump everything on him so you can slack around." "Well it just might for the moment." "You're damn near impossible."

The sound of your chuckle makes his heart flutter,, he stifled a laugh as he press his face on the back of your neck, pulling you impossibly closer to him. A soft sigh leaving his lips, as he close his eyes, taking in the moment.

"Yet you still choose to marry me, my love."

Essentially, a polite request for angst with highschool Schpood.

Because I don't know if you've noticed yet, but I LOVE angst.

Anyway. Basically, you and a small group of friends are talking, and the topic of crushes comes up. They tease you about Schpood and how he's absolutely head over heels for you. But you, getting embarrassed, deny every liking him.

AND SCHPOOD WAS LIKE GONNA COME OVER TO CONFESS PROPERLY TO YOU AND OVER HEARD IT ALL.

Heart broken Schoood because in highschool for some reason everyone took relationships and dating wayyy to seriously 😭

You can make a happy ending tho where they confess because I already feel bad for that poor guy's hypothetically going though

✵ || I never had the chance

scenario: this semester had come to an end and so Schpood decided that he'll confess to you but he overheard something that he shouldn't have

pairing: schpood x fem!reader

genre: angst, hurt/comfort and fluff

note: not proofread, finally after so long I did your request @shadow-wolf378! I'm so sorry it took so long. And it didn't even fit your request exactly fuck! But I hope this suffice bestie!

scenario: after the long and tiring battle with Infernus, then managing the funeral for your citizens, it left you both drained, but before you two can go to sleep, you two need to freshen up

pairing: schpood x fem!reader

genre: fluff there's nudity but it's not sexual

tw: reader is mentioned to have battle scars

note: not proofread, this is short

As the fortress of Infernus hang on top of the volcano, damaged, silent and empty. The Westhelm and Island 2 alliance had gone back to their respective nations, dealing with the victory of the war and the loss of their friends and loved ones. Not one can lay rest that easily without morning the dead and honoring their sacrifice.

So as they each made tombs for each loss, the once empty land become home to graveyards who have sacrificed their lives for the better good. Then and only then are the people satisfied enough to go home and take their rest.

After dealing with the memorial all Schpood wanted to do was sleep a whole day, and before he can even think about going to the direction of your shared bedroom, you had grabbed his now burnt and damaged red cape and lead him to the bathroom.

"My love coooome on.." "I'm not gonna let you lay on the bed all dirty from the battle."

All he did was groan, too tired to argue with you and just let you lead him to your destination. Blinking slowly, his eyelids heavy and body sluggish. You chuckled before letting go of his cape and holding his hand instead.

Once you guys were in the bathroom you let him sit at a bench and let him took of his clothes.while you prepare the bath. He was taking his time or because he's too tired to move so you go and helped him right after.

He hummed as you helped him take off the rest of his clothes before you let him sink into the warm water. Then you joined him after taking off your clothes, sitting by the edge of the stairs behind him, with only your lower half underwater. Schpood didn't waste time to lean back to you, going between your thighs.

"I could sleep like this.." "But the mattress is probably much more comfortable than this."

You grabbed the bucket and scooped some water with it before you let poured it on your husband's body. He sighed and leaned back more, eyes closed and probably close to falling asleep, so you straightened him for a moment so you can properly wash his back.

There's some dark spots, bruises from the battle that the golden apple didn't properly heal, you grabbed a wet towel and rubbed some soap to it before scrubbing his back. Making sure to be thorough but gentle, he rocked back and forth from your actions.

"Turn around for me sweetheart."

And that he did, turning his whole body while his head rest on your knees while you scrubbed him. From his neck, down his collarbone, then his chest and to his stomach. All were decorated with some purple bruises, you sighed in worry. You should probably get some cream to put over them later.

Schpood loves the feeling of your fingers running through his scalp, it relaxes him and lull her to sleep as you rubbed the shampoo. It made him sleepier than he already is, his eyes closing once more.

"Don't fall asleep on me sweetheart." "I'm not, I'm just closing my eyes, resting them..." "Right, because the last time you closed your eyes while bathing you almost drowned yourself."

After the fight against the Warden, the panic, stress and worry of the 'Rising Lava', then the aftermath. It left Schpood so tired, when you sent him to go freshen up first before going to bed, he couldn't even wash himself properly, it had him staring at nothing trying to fight of the sleepiness.

Then the sleepiness took over and he fell asleep in the bathhouse, his body tipped back and his upper body submerged into the warm bath water. Him being a heavy sleeper, did not wake up as he slowly drowned.

Thankfully, you decided to check up on him or else your husband would have been dead from drowning on his bath water.

"That wasn't... even my fault though.." "I know... I know.." "If you... let me sleep immediately then that accident wouldn't have happen.." "Bathed in your sweat and covered in grimes and dirt, yeah no.. Plus, sleep feels more relieving when you're clean.."

All he gave was a hum as you grabbed a soap, different from the one you used before. Then you told him to to wash his face and rinse as you gave the soap to him, but he whined, asking you to do it for him.

"No can do sweetheart, I still need to wash myself. Plus I know a big boy like you can do it himself, no problem." "Let me help then.." "You want to help me but you can't even wash your face?" "Well... there's a difference to it my love."

He had a pout on his face as you stop letting him lean on your legs, the soft and warm feeling of you away from him. You chuckled as you poured water on your head, letting the rest of you be wet before you start to scrub yourself.

"Just go finish washing yourself then, maybe you can help. Wash your face thoroughly, I know the difference."

A soft scoff left him before he followed what you told him to do, all with a pout. Doing everything, quickly but thoroughly just like you said him to do, so he can quickly help you bathe.

You just finished scrubbing your body under than your back and your husband was already done, just as you were reaching for your back with the towel, he took it from your hand helped you scrub it, one of his hand has had your hips while doing so.

Schpood was gentle with his scrubbing specially right by the big scar that's just right by your spine. The one you just recently got, the one that almost caused your death if someone haven't got a spare golden apple to help you heal. But because of how long it took for you to get heal, the golden apple couldn't heal the scar.

By how slow and gentle he was at the moment, how silent he was, you knew where he was looking at. There was a matching one right by your stomach, you guys stayed silent, letting the comfortable silence blanket you both.

Back at you bedroom, before you can even get comfortable on the bed, your husband was already there beside you. Arms wrapped around your waist, his head right where your heart would be, listening to your heartbeat. Nothing need to be said at the moment, just being with each other was enough.

Hearing each other's heartbeat and feeling one another's warmth are everything you two needed. As the outside world blur out of focus, and the only thing in your minds were the fact that you both had made it out alive from the battle, and to sleep in the embrace of one another.

scenario: you don't remembered him looking this attractive, sure he was kinda good looking, but not enough to be called hot. you missed the chance in high school, but you ain't crazy to let this chance slide

pairing: schpood x reader

genre: spicy

note: not proofread, this isn't how envision this to go, so it's not that good and kinda short sorry..

The last time you saw Schpood, he was a troublesome and chaotic person, everywhere he goes chaos follows him. He's the most annoying person you could have ever met, his annoying personality was the only thing you've known him by.