#school rap

[Haru]

School’s really nothing but trouble

Or at least it used to be, but it’s changing

With us three’s matching timing and rhyming

We’re always the strongest, to the beat yo (yo)

I’ve got the punchlines for Hirorin’s jokes

And I’ve got the punchlines for Ryota’s jokes, too

Together we three can do anything

Morning day night [Doutonbori Divers] we’re never apart

[Doutonbori Divers]

Throw ya hands in the air

Needless stuff? We just don’t care

We three just gotta be a trio

Whatever happens we’ll be alright

We three make Doutonbori Divers

Keep on rocking all year ‘round

Ok (ok) alright (alright)

Everybody go wild all day long

[Hirorin] Manzai (sketches) [Ryota] the strongest (trio)

[Haru] We share our destiny (like dominos)

[Hirorin] Haru’s got the punchlines for all our jokes

[Ryota] We’re a (perfect) triangle

[Haru] Don’t be suspicious of our perfect teamwork

[Ryota] If the funny man’s the forward then Haru’s a keeper

[Haru] If we’re together it’ll be okay

[Hirorin] We need him, he’s our compass

[Haru]

I always thought that no fun lasts forever

But now everything’s changing

Hirorin and Ryota, my best friends--

When I’m with them nothing can scare me

[Doutonbori Divers]

Throw ya hands in the air

Needless stuff? We just don’t care

We three together are gonna take the top

Keep on to the break of dawn

Throw ya hands in the air

Needless stuff? We just don’t care

We three just gotta be a trio

Whatever happens we’ll be alright

We three make Doutonbori Divers

Keep on rocking all year ‘round

Ok (ok) alright (alright)

Everybody go wild all day long

We three’re a perfect combination

Always goin’ at it like this

Pile on the jokes and the best punchlines

You gotta be kiddin’ us

[Hirorin] Hi everyone! I’m Hirorin!

[Ryota] I’m Ryota!

[Haru] I’m Haru! And together we are…

[Free-for-all] Doutonbori Divers!

[Haru] No, we weren’t together at all!

[Doutonbori Divers]

Throw ya hands in the air

Needless stuff? We just don’t care

We three just gotta be a trio

Whatever happens we’ll be alright

We three make Doutonbori Divers

Keep on rocking all year ‘round

Ok (ok) alright (alright)

Everybody go wild all day long

Clap your hands everybody

Everybody just clap your hands

Now keep it on, this’s our story

These are the breaks (one time)

Clap your hands everybody

Everybody just clap your hands

Now keep it on, we’re Doutonbori Divers