#schnitzherbert

Varigo

Vexian

Faithian

Varipunzel

Schnitzherbert

Cassdira

Quirianna

Ya know, I've never really thought of a number of these, so a couple of these are my first thoughts.

Varigo

Admittedly my favorite of the bunch. I just kinda saw art and stuff of them a while back, and thought the dynamic was fun. They challenge each other, and despite antagonistic feelings and perceptions at first, can relate to the other in many ways.

Though it can depend on how they're written. During the antagonistic portion of their dynamic, I like when they're equally goading each other and on an even playing field. After all, Varian can be *incredibly* snarky.

I also find it... uncomfortable when Varian is reduced to the weaker and naive one, cause... he's not??? And it just reinforces heteronoramative stereotypes about there needing to be a "Man" and "Woman" in the relationship.

So overall, big fan, very much enjoy. But some iterations put me off, and I can understand why people might not like it.

Vexian

Never really thought of this one before. Much like Varigo, I could see them challenging each other, just in different ways. I could see them either working scarily well together and being absolute menaces, or they would despise each other. Could depend when/how they meet.

Faithian

Also never thought of this before. Depending how Faith is characterized, I could maybe see it similar to the dynamic @o0whiterabbit0o has going with Var and their OC Lashanie, which I do enjoy seeing and find adorable. Just, with Faith's more prevalent nervous energy, and and other differences in how she's characterized.

Note: Will not be canon in my rewrite, as I made Faith older to put her between Cass and Rapunzel in age, and her dynamic with Varian is more sibling-esque. For all intents and purposes, my version of Faith is practically an OC at this point 😅

Varipunzel

In canon? No.

Varipunzel slightly exists in the realm of Cassunzel (with no Eugene involved) to me. In the realm of Canon, with the timeline and events of the show, ehhhhh no. Eugene is sidelined enough in the show, sidelining him in his own relationship feels wrong.

Not to mention the fact they meet Varian when he's 14. Like, that is either an 8th grader or a freshman in high school, and the gang regularly refers to him as young and a kid.

But in AUs and stuff where everything changes except the names, appearance, and rough personality of characters? Yeah, sure, I can see the dynamic working. Just... either make them closer in age, or have them meet later in the future.

Schnitzherbert

Another one I've not come into contact with before. I am a sucker for Childhood Friends to Lovers, though xD

Dynamic wise, depends. If it takes place during their thieving days, I could kinda see it where they both have this mask up most of the time, but can take it off and be open with each other. As well as being totally competent and smart on their own, but only having a singular braincell when put together.

Though overall, based purely off canon and their personalities, I prefer them as Bros.

Cassdira

I can see the dynamic, but... Adira's also old enough to be Cassandra's mom 😅 I mean, they're both adults, so sure, ship what you ship, but that's also kinda what keeps me from shipping Lance and Adira.

.... Adira and Cap perhaps? XD

Quirianna

You know what, sure xD If only cause Fuck King Frederic xD

I can like Freckled Siblings and think Varipunzel is cute

I can love Best Buddies and Lancegene

I can enjoy them as sisters and as Cassunzel

I like seeing them depicted in every way

One does not exclude the other, every AU can be different

They are fictional characters that can be drawn or written in literally every way, the sky's the limit

And if you don't like something, all you have to do is one mouse click and it vanishes

Nobody is forcing you to look at something that you don't like

Nothing that's done to or with fictional characters will hurt anybody

The only thing that can be hurt are people who get harassed over how they think cartoon characters could interact

The First Dance (2020)