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God!Dream

Honestly I can see GD not liking the idea of you too much. Like he doesn't hate you as a person, but your actions are what he hates. GD does have a little bit of feelings for you, and mainly wants you to stay with him. He doesn't like the idea of you just walking around for all the other gods to see. So whenever you do find yourself making your daily patrol, be sure to keep an eye on the clock or he just might keep you there a lot longer than you want...

DreamXD

XD would likely just ignore you in the beginning, not wanting to go through the effort of getting to know you when you just appear for a few seconds before walking out of his domain. It's not that he hates you... He just doesn't care...or that's what he told himself. XD is more likely to watch you from afar, and then create a distraction or an accident in his domain to keep your attention on him. But that only really happens if he's super jealous. Most of the time he is fairly content with just watching you, until he sweeps you up and takes you away from all those other nasty gods!

God!Wilbur

Wilbur would probably immediately notice you, and try to get some information out of you. Such as: Who are you? What are you doing here? What is your purpose here? And etc. He's likely to immediately catch feelings, and starts to get upset if you try to leave. Wilbur will likely from then on try to make you catch feelings. If he is being honest, he much prefers his darlings to actually love him back…You don't really have a choice when you get to leave Wilbur's domain… It is HIS domain. All you can do is pray that you don't peak his interest.

God!Ghostbur

Like Wilbur, he would immediately notice you. But instead of interrogating you he would give you a warm smile and a great greeting! But..also like Wilbur, he will be quick to catch feelings. He isn't nearly as forceful as the other gods. If anything he's nothing but a gentle puppy compared to them. He'll try his best to impress you and make sure you smile every time you come and visit. And slowly, ever so slowly you will find yourself becoming more and more entranced with him. You see his tactic is to make you obsessive over him. Pretty sly huh?

God!Technoblade

It is likely that it will take Techno a few days to acknowledge your existence. But do not let your guard down to your reader, he is fully aware of your presence. He's just too caught up in battle plans too want to say anything. Techno is more likely to not catch feelings very quickly. It could take him anywhere from a year to five years, but once he does catch feelings he is quick to get to his feet. And before you even know it, you'll be caged in his arms like the good little dove you are. But the majority of your visits will basically be you talking and him giving simple head nods.

God!Schlatt

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Schlatt

To be honest Schlatt would be a complete ass.

He would see you one day and just say, "yep, I want that."

And from that day forward, you were always near Schlatt.

I don't think he would even consider you to be a lover.

He would more likely just see you as a pet.

A small pet that no one else wanted, but him.

So in that same logic you are his.

No one else wanted you so he went out of his way to keep you.

"Be grateful"

Will be a phrase that you hear a lot coming from this man.

Schlatt won't actually be that rude to you.

He is more likely to be much more gentle with you.

Schlatt will likely make you either sit on his head or his shoulder throughout the day.

You're not leaving his side, you're the only thing that's stuck around long enough.

Being so small can come with up and down sides.

Like an upside, you can see his more vulnerable side and see the more gentle Schlatt.

Meanwhile a downside is that you are also the one he complains to.

And when he complains he can get a bit aggressive like throwing things around.

But he won't actually hurt you.

Schlatt will sometimes take you out on little adventures around the white house, those are fun times.

100% Schlatt will hold you like a stuffed animal in his sleep.

There is no way around it.

You have your place right next to him.

That is how it has been for a while, and how it will be.

For a long time.

You can't get away from him, even if you don't like it.

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In short: it's not the worst experience in the world, but if you're not super clingy, I would recommend avoiding this man.

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Wilbur

Wilbur with a blob lover would be odd.

I have a feeling that you found him first.

Like he was just relaxing in the forest one day, and you waddle up to him.

And that started the bond of you too.

Like Schlatt, I don't think Wilbur would see you as a lover.

But more of an animal companion.

Though, that doesn't mean the experience isn't any less.

Wilbur would probably start out with visiting every day or every-other-day.

Then one day he took you home with him.

That would be the last time you ever left that house without Wilbur.

It's nothing new that Wilbur is an unstable individual.

So don't be surprised when Wilbur starts to act more and more clingy.

It doesn't matter if you can't talk back, you're one of the things that hasn't been fucked over in his life.

Wilbur will be sweet to you, but in a concerning way.

He'll mumble to you about his old plans, or how he views the world.

He'll ramble on about the beauty of destruction and explosives.

And if you're being honest, it's scary to hear about.

The way Wilbur holds you against himself is tight, like someone is going to rip you away from him.

But don't shake too much if you get scared.

Wilbur will notice, and he'll look at you with an insane look and ask you repeatedly.

"What? Are you scared of me too? I thought we were friends…"

This can lead into a mental breakdown that you'll have to deal with.

Wilbur will also make you still with him, hip-and-hip, all day long.

It doesn't matter how busy Wilbur is that day, you are with him.

He's too scared to lose you.

And that fear will eat at him if you aren't with him.

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In short: it's probably a bit scarier being a blob and being a darling of Wilbur's...

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Most: God!Techno

He could care less about what his darling wants. It's what he wants. He could care less if he breaks you, He can always fix you anyway. After all he is a God. If anything he's most likely to break you on purpose just to fix you. And see your teary face when you are fixed. You're not getting away from him. No way in hell.

Semi:God!Schlatt

Breaking you isn't exactly one of his goals, But if it means you behave better hell yeah. He's less likely to fix you though. He doesn't see you as a person or living thing, he sees you as a doll. Something that he can show off, and all you need to do is just sit there and look pretty. And if that means having you broken mentally and emotionally so be it.

Semi 2: God!Wilbur

He'd prefer that you're not broken... Like a lot. He wants you to actually have reactions, and be emotional. Even if you are a normally laid back person. He wants to be able to laugh and cry with you and have emotional bonding with you. So if you do ever get broken he's going to do everything in his power to make sure you're fixed.

Least: God!Dream

No way! He would never try to break you. Even just imagining it makes him shutter. All he cares about is you and what you want. He's the complete opposite of Technoblade. If you were ever broken he would blame himself and fix you but never forgive himself. He's going to make sure you can live the happiest life possible. And he'll give you everything you want.

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God!Schlatt

God schlatt- is a huge ass mess.

We all know Schlatt would be god of Wine, and lust.

He is a greedy bastard, but one of the more powerful gods.

Schlatt as a god would be a delusional and possessive yandere.

And he actually treats you somewhat nicer than human Schlatt.

Especially since you're compliant.

Unlike human Schlatt, God Schlatt won't get bored with you.

As a matter of fact, he'll likely be more entertained with you.

I mean how far will you go for him?

He wants to push those boundaries to the max.

Even if that means breaking you a little.

But hey, you being compliant means he won't have to waste his time on meaningless punishments.

Are you fighting him and/or going against him.

Schlatt is going to take advantage of your willingness.

He's gonna make you get your hands dirty, all while he sits back and watches.

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He would love to be sitting up in his throne sipping his wine, while you are down in the mortal world killing thousands.

He would love it even more if you came back with wide and scared eyes.

Him knowing that all that trauma that plays back in your mind is caused by him.

After all, you do love him.

And do it for him.

You would willingly go out, murder, and come back with blood on your hands for him.

Does that just make you so happy? It makes him happy.

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What makes this even better is you do all of that, without a complaint.

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But as a reward for being such a good little darling you get to sit on the lap of the great god of wine.

Schlatt would make sure to give you all the riches you've ever wanted to keep you semi happy.

Even if it doesn't work... just try to pretend..

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But a huge downside of the great god schlatt is his constant lack of responsible decision making.

Or his lack thereof being able to make decisions.

You could hold the two options of being able to create a whole new world, Or have a glass of wine in front of his face and he wouldn't be able to make that decision.

So another big part of your relationship with this god is sitting there and choosing A. or B.

Blue or Red.

1 or 2.

And on.

And on.

And on.

There are times when you will question how the hell this man made it to becoming a god.

Let alone how he is still alive.

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In short: When it comes down to it. You are dealing with a god that loves you, but is not good at showing it. And can't make decisions for shit-.

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-Schlatt-

Let me clarify when I say, this man will be all over you.

He will not try to be sneaky like he has with the other darlings.

This bitch will just walk up to you, and give you the job as his apprentice.

So it may take a little bit to catch his eye.

He is a busy man.

You will need to put yourself out there and show yourself to him.

But with you being so blunt and outspoken, I don't think that will be very hard for you.

I can imagine the way you two meet is, somebody has challenged your opinion. And you begin to just straight up state facts and pummel this person to the ground. Schlatt just happens to be listening nearby. He would wait until you're done with your little…debate to put it more maturely.

After your scene, Schlatt would walk over to you, making sure he looked confident.

"Excuse me (Sir, Mama, Mx), I have a job offer for you." (Schlatt may be an asshole but he does respect pronouns!)

As normal, You accepted the job request.

What was the job?

Personal assistant.

That's right, the dick would sometimes wake you up in the middle of the night, just to ask you to get something for him…

But of course you being as devoted as you are, you did without complaint.

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A little puppy is how he would describe you.

You have the voice of one, a loud piercing voice, not afraid to make a raucous.

But you also follow rules and commands without a second thought.

He didn't even have to train you for too long, that was another thing he loved.

It would take this man a long time to get bored of you, if he even got bored.

Schlatt would have you do tasks that varied.

They could be anywhere from getting him a coffee in the morning, to getting your opinion on a suit.

You were his little puppy, And you would do as he said.

Schlatt would make sure you were by his side, continuously.

And when you had finally been working for him for a few months, he would request you move into the white house.

His reasoning would be along the lines of..

"What if I'm in danger in the middle of the night, and you were too far away?"

"But what about security guards" you'll ask.

And then he'll lean real close to you and whisper, "if I'm being really honest I don't trust him as much as I trust you."

But you will eventually have to move into the White House.

From that point things will get a lot worse.

Schlatt starts to get more and more touchy with you.

It'll go from arms grazing, a hand on the shoulder and arm. To a hand on the thigh.

He'll only stop for a little bit if you express if this makes you uncomfortable.

But he'll start right up very soon.

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Once he feels like you've been around him enough, And he's been around you long enough he'll ask you to become his lover.

Now how you react depends on the outcome.

Now let me be straight when I say this, Schlatt has a very hard time taking no for an answer.

So if you reject him? Life isn't going to look too nice for you.

If you end up rejecting him, he'll suddenly draw away.

He won't be close to you like he used to be, he'll keep you as a personal assistant and make work a living hell.

He'll wake you up in the middle of the night multiple times just to ask you for something as simple as a glass of water.

he'll make sure that you do the majority of his paperwork.

He'll make sure he overworks you.

And if you dare complain?

Expect to get yelled at.

Schlatt Will treat you like a living piece of shit the entire time you work for him.

And you might be thinking, "Why don't I just quit?"

Dear reader are you that dumb?

Have you forgotten already?

This man is the fucking president.

I'll make sure that rumors spread like wildfire about you.

It'll be so bad you have to seclude yourself or maybe even move out into the middle of nowhere.

But even then you'll have death threats at your door everyday.

Every time you go to town, people shout and glare at you.

They will mock you.

And call you all kinds of disgusting names.

Until you can't take it anymore.

With that I wish you good luck.

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Now let's say you were smart, And you accepted his feelings.

Reader, you are no longer his personal assistant.

But you are entertainment.

Whether it be in the bedroom or in the office, he demands to have your attention.

Schlatt is also going to get easily jealous.

So leaving the White House without him by your side is a no no.

He'll even get jealous of the bodyguards he hired for you.

But you will be treated like royalty.

Anything you want? You got it.

Affection? You got it.

Praise? You got it.

Attention? You got it.

Fame? Of course!

He will go out of his way to make sure you get whatever you want (within reason.)

What do I mean within reason?

Well you certainly can't have a block of bedrock now can't you.

He may be gutsy but he's not desperate.

Just remember that.

Also whatever you want will have a price.

Schlatt Will become 10 times more possessive and obsessive.

He'll constantly want to know what you're doing if you're not with him.

"You're reading a book?" "What is it about?" "Who bought it for you?" "What did you get it?" "Apparently the book is more important than me."

That's right you heard me folks, this little ramhead gets jealous over a book... Kind of reminds me of the Wilbur TV incident..

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In short: You dear reader would be a perfect match for this man. But it's also dangerous. You don't want to anger him now do you.

I wish you good luck.

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