Boyfriend to Death Headcanons: Restaurant Edition, cont. (BTD 2)
What kind of food preference do they have, where do they go when they want a bite to eat, and of course, where would they be taking you? Vincent Metzger: Vincent really likes Southern Comfort & Seafood, often stopping in at local biker bars that serve things like blackened catfish and alligator tail. Thereās quite a few seafood joints around town that heāll opt to go for, too. The plates are never pretty, and it sure as shit isnāt five star dining, but the food is piled mountains high and everything tastes real. Tastes real, looks real, itās clearly not processed bullshit out of a freezer and he appreciates that. If he wants to take you out, heās most likely going Cajun. Whole-Table Seafood Boil, All you can eat shrimp, or pounds of crab legs. Vincent will definitely crack the crab legs open for you, he might just tease you the entire meal and eat three times as much as you.Ā Cain Zeitgeist: Cainās not big on eating, but he finds himself drawn to the places he thinks those he knows would like. This often leads him to breakfast cafes and bakeries. He is admittedly a fan of a good cup of tea and fresh bread, as long as itās made right. And yes, he will absolutely order an affogato and face scrutiny from whatever barista has to make it, just to give them a charming little smile and enjoy himself. If Cain had to specifically pick a place to go, really thinking about it, heād take you to a tea house. Heās the type that usually holds back in conversation (believe it or not), so the idea of sharing a couple different floral tea brews and just letting you prattle on about whatever you see fit actually does him just fine. Ren Hana: Renās a pretty mixed bag on what he likes. His favourite snack will always be the little containers of chicken hearts he picks up from the Asian market, but as for real food? Itās a lot of Korean comfort food. He likes to cook for himself and others, so heāll often make Tteokbokki and add in a lot of extra cheese. He eats really clean at home, a lot of fish, rice, and kimchi, but if heās going out? He has a big interest in viral food and snacks. His favourite place to go is a Korean Corndog shop locally where he can get Bingsu and try something new every time. If he could go anywhere with you though, heād love to get a chance to try one of those pop-up Anime cafes. He knows the food probably wonāt be worth the price, but the drinks and collectibles have him in a chokehold. Lawrence Oleander: This man does not remember to eat, and like Hell heās gunna remember you probably need to eat, too. He has to be reminded of nearly every facet of self care. If he has a craving for anything, itās usually the most random thing you could think of. He will never give the same answer twice and often settles for whatever is at the 7-11 gas station (hot or cold, he doesnāt care). Lawrence doesnāt seem to care about what he puts in his body, itās all a blur and he just knows he needs it to keep moving, as he cannot afford to be weakened by lack of food. He mostly consumes energy drinks, pudding cups, and a strange amount of slim jims, so you might need to pack your own lunch with this guy.
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Damien Morningstar: Damien loves a full breakfast. Morning, noon, or night, breakfast foods are his preference. Sausage, eggs, toast, and the blackest coffee you can imagine. Heās not really big on going out though, so he usually cooks it all himself. That should be endearing, but Damienās not the most attentive and while he might like burnt toast and sausage, it might not be your preference. And his eggs? Really dry. Yeah, heās not a good cook. If you can get him out though, heāll know a couple really nice mom-and-pop places that make really good omelets and who definitely donāt burn their toast.Ā Samael Volkov: Sam looks very serious, but his palette doesnāt quite seem to really fit that. He likes cold treats mostly, often preferring to eat something like an ice cream cone, or a sweet crepe that he can carry on the go. If he was going to take someone out, heād most likely bring them to a local bakery or gelato shop to try something new. He prefers fresh fruit flavours to something heavy like chocolate and he seems to have an opinion about every kind of pastry you could find. If you wanted to eat, ya know, REAL food, youāre probably going to have to stop somewhere else after because Samās not interested in sitting down for something like that. Farz Murphy: If Freddy Fazbearās was a real place, this is where you would be stuck going with him during the day. No Iām not kidding. This guy is going to try and get pizza anywhere he goes, and not even good pizza. Heāll often go to the local Chuck-e-Cheese and has a reputation for getting kicked out for profanity and bragging in kids' faces when he beats them at arcade games. He also likes Taco Bell late at night, so if youāre down to walk there with him, heāll just hang out and talk about absolutely nothing with you while downing a Baja Blast. If everywhere else is closed, youāre getting stuck at Dennyās in the middle of the night and itās anyone's guess if youāll get out of there before the morning shift shows up. Youād think heād want to go to a bar, but nah, he really just likes shitty cheap food and thatās what youāll get out of him.Ā














