#scavver

sole, maccready, and hancock nodding solenmly: “knife monopoly.”

pickman:

Well, I decided to make her an absolute badass of the Commonwealth. She's a lawyer, she knows how to talk, how to convince people. She would be naturally charismatic.

(And in my Nora save, I made her a mele-build)

So here she made her own scavver group. A scavver group that is slowly making their mark on the raiders of the wasteland.

hancock: this is the worst pillow talk ever—

*hancock runs past wearing no shoes, chased by sole who carries a robotic hand and is wearing hancock’s shoes, chased by nick who is missing a hand, accompanied by deacon who is on fire, all followed by a strong, who is screaming and wielding a giant club*

maccready: what’s claustrophobic

hancock: it means they’re scared of santa claus

sole: no it doesn’t—

maccready: HO HO HO

hancock: *high-fives nora*

nora: piper, you’re “it happened once in a dream.” nick, you get to be “if i had to pick a synth”, deacon is “i’d be lying if i said i hadn’t thought about it”, danse is “only after three shots”, cait is “crush me like a bug.”

cait: ???

nora: and lastly, preston.

preston: *visibly tense* nora: “eagle two”