#sbrar

You try to control the elements. Well not fire because fire is really painful, but the other three.

You stomp the ground like people do on Avatar but nothing happens. 

Similarly when you gesture at a fountain, the water doesn't do anything.

You already have. Several times over. You guess it is now time to PICK A FAVORITE and get over the rest, but you really can't choose.

You look for bananas. There are none. You remember the tiny stuffed banana that is lying on your bed somewhere. You would use that, but it doesn't seem like it would count.

This is also a radical idea. Alas, you are already wearing the required amount of clothes needed to become acceptable in society, so you adorn your SUPER FUZZY BLANKET as a rad and snuggly cape. 

This is it. Your dreams will soon be realized. You are now BATLADY, LEADER of any living being within the confines of your room. 

Is that supposed to help you develope telekinesis?

You comply after making sure no one's around! As well as turning Beethoven around to face the wall...

You like this idea, and you alike the fact that you brain likes to spell thigs the british way.

Man you wish you were british. Actually, you don't. Who could ever prefer tea time and crumpets to FRENCH FRIES AND FREEDOM?

After basking in your american pride, you proceed to paint your walls with the symbol of freedom. No, not that silly ol' flag. You mean the real symbol. The. Bald. EAGLE.