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Imagine, one day, characters heard you asking them to "come home". You called for them when you were in your world.

"Come on, Jingliu, come home."

Jinglu, puzzled, decided to listen to your request. She gets to Astral Express, where the portal to your world was placed.

In a few moments she appeared behind your back. You weren't looking at her, paying attention to your phone only.

"So, why do you need me here, [Y/N]?"

You jumped, turning around. You looked startled.

"J-Jinglu?! What are you doing here?"

Jinglu raised an eyebrow.

"Aren't you the one who asked me to come home?"

"I asked? What are you..."

You glance at your phone, where Jingli's banner was oven.

"Oh, I see..."

Despite knowing that they are real, you pulled on their banners. You needed it to make them stronger. Yes, even after being (technically) a divine, you still needed to build characters.

"Um, Jinglu, let me explain my theory..."

~~~•••~~~

Next time it happened in Teyvat.

"Ifa, please, come home."

You were ignored. They knew that you were just "pulling". Whatever it means.

You called again.

"Ifa, please, come on. I need you."

Once again, you were ignored.

"Ifa, I am not pulling, I literally want you and Cacucu to go to my house and help me deal with the gecko infestation!"

It was awkward... In the end, Ifa did help you with geckos.

~~~•••~~~

When it happened in New Eridu, you were wiser.

"Astra, please, come home. Astra, I am pulling, sorry for the inconvenience. Have a nice day."

And, later that day.

"Anton, please, come home. I do want you to visit my house. I need help to move some furniture."

So...Has Anyone Ever Thought About A Self Aware Au With A Glow Up!Reader? Like, We Were Once So Normal To Our Self Aware Characters, And They Knew Us As Being Highly Closer-Off And Shut-In, Never Going Outside Or Ever Being. But Then, We Decided To Log Off For A Year, And A Year Later, When We Returned And Log Back In, We Now Looked So Visibly Different Than Before Than What The Characters Had Used To. Imagine The Characters Reaction Towards Our Glow Up.

The Characters Would Be Either Shocked, Stunned, Bewildered, Baffled, Amazed, Dumfounded, Amused Or Outright Turned On.

Some Are Amazed By How Different You Looked Now, Wanting To Know What You Used To Become Who You Are Now.

Some Are Baffled At The 180 Transformation You Had Seemingly Went Through, Their Minds Working Overtime With Theories On Why You Had Became So Different And What Could Possibly Happen During Your Absence.

Some Are Unable To Comprehend That This Is Actually You Now, Concerned On Why You Are So Different Now.

Some Are Amused By How Bold And Shameless You Had Becomes, Wondering What Could Have Possibly Happened When You Were Absent For A Year To Ever Warrant This New Look Of Yours.

Some Are Immediately Turned On By How Beautiful And Hot You Have Become For The Past Year, Desired To Touch And Feel You.

ETC.,.

For Example (The Example Is Of A VTuber I Had Known For A While And Her Brand New Model. Her Name Is Byeol Yuna, Or Just Yuna):

(This Was Her Past And Previous Model)

(This Is Her New One)

(Pretty Starkly Different, Doesn't It?)

So, This Could May Serves As An Inspiration For A New Self Aware Au.

Even If My Other Fanfic Requests Could Not Possibly Ever Be Made Into A Reality, I Am Okay With It And Shall Add Brand New Tags, Just Gonna Throw It Out There. These Tags Could Potentially Be Used For New Type Of Writings In The Future.

"I really need to have better locks, right Blade? Unless you will stop sneaking into my bed out of your own volition?"

Blade slowly blinked. Were you the one behind rumours about you two?

"Argenti, stop trying to groom me!"

Argenti frowned. He hasn't tried to do anything with your hair. For now. But he wanted to. Maybe, you will change your mind?

"Arlecchino, stop kidnapping other's children! You already have Lynette, Freminet and Lyney!"

Arlecchino groaned. She wasn't kidnapping children! It was just evil rumours.

"Zhongli, you are the only one who keep me sane in this crazy place."

Zhongli puffed his chest. It was a great compliment.

"Vivian, let's try this purple hair clips! You will be so beautiful."

Vivian blushed, choosing the purple clips for today's accessories.

"Nicole, did you steal the coins again? Come on, return them."

Nicole was offended. She wasn't stealing coins! What happened with"innocent until proven guilty"? What with the stereotypes?

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Reader's pets

Blade - Wolfdog, that not even Reader's. Just a stray who likes Reader.

Argenti - Angora cat.

Arlecchino - Akbash (traditional Turkish breed or type of flock guardian dog).

Lyney - Border Collie (puppy).

Lynette - Cavalier King Charles Spaniel (puppy).

Freminet - Newfoundland dog (puppy).

Zhongli - Pet rock.

Vivian - Yorkshire terrier.

"Caelus, down, boy! Stop eating plastic!"

Caelus, looking sad, stepped away from the trash can. He wasn't thinking about eating anything, he just wanted to take a look

"Kafka, you are a menace to society! Stop bringing racoons into the house!"

Kafka frowned. Were you against her talking with Caelus and Stelle?

"Jing Yuan, come on, the sun is up. Take a nap under the sun."

Jing Yuan gladly followed your orders. You are a divine, after all.

"Alhaitham, stop loafing on my books! You will dirty them!"

Alhaitham, who already guessed, that you weren't talking about him, wondered, what animal you called after him.

"Capitano, stop trying to destroy the lock! Go eat your carrots."

Capitano just munched on a carrot. He wasn't destroying anything. Well, carrots are good for health.

"Childe, stop biting others! Your bites are painful!"

Childe mumbles under his nose. He wasn't biting.

"Anby, stop biting the plastic log, it's not food."

Anby bite back the comment about Billy made being from metal, not plastic.

"Lucy, I love you, but it's five a.m.! Stop singing, or you will sleep on the balcony!"

Lucy slowly blinked. On what balcony she was supposed to sleep?

"Hugo, stop escaping! You are setting a bad example for Lycaon and Anton."

Okay, Hugo can understand the Lycaon part. But what the deal with Anton?

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Reader's pets:

Caelus - cat (Japanese Bobtail)

Kafka - dog (Russian Borzoi)

Jing Yuan - lizard

Alhaitham - rabbit (Astrex rabbit)

Capitano- hamster (Campbell's Dwarf Hamster)

Childe - tortoise

Anby - guinea pig (teddy guinea pig)

Lucy - canary (domestic canary)

When you tried to protest, they looked you in the eyes and spoke in an uncharacteristically low voice.

"Akivili believed, that one day you will return. Akivili died, so you can live, return and save everyone. Every day since Akivili died, I believed in you. I can't think about you as an ordinary person."

You dropped it. You could understand Pom-Pom's reasons. At least, you can pretend to understand them.

Then, one day, Caelus and Stelle start calling you Their Divinity.

You tried to insist. You wanted them to stop.

But Stelle just squeezed your hands.

"Hey, you are the reason that we both here. Back then, you choose both of us, and we are grateful for that."

Caelus put his hand on your shoulder.

"It is hard for us not to see you as someone powerful and benevolent. So, calling you Their Divinity seems fitting."

You stayed silent again.

After Caelus and Stelle, others started calling you Their Divinity. Sounds of your name became a rarity.

It didn't end with Honkai.

You hopped, that Teyvat, world, that waited for Primordial One to return, will see you for what you are.

They didn't call you Their Divinity. Instead, you were called Esteemed Creator.

When you tried to point out, that Primordial One are still out here, Sustainer herself disagreed.

"They broke their promises. Abandoned their duty. You are helping to make this world whole and right again. You are a more fitting candidate to take the Celestial Throne."

You hopped, that New Eridu would be better. That, at least here, you won't be viewed as a Creator's kind.

This time, titles came from an unexpected source. The cult, that Bringer and Sarah were part of, were spreading information, that you are a false entity. A demon in human's skin.

Suddenly, everyone, who knew about hidden war against Creator, start calling you One True Creator.

You didn't cry, when you asked them to stop. Jane's hug was a bit awkward.

"[Y/N], all of us have good reasons to see you as a new god. For centuries, our worlds were under tyrants. And you are better than they. You are a human, like us. We want to believe in the power of humanity. And we believe in you."

You were a human. You were a human.

You continue to tell yourself that again and again.

Imagine working at the zoo and being in charge of naming animals. Your co-workers let you name animals after Hoyo Characters. So, imagine having your phone with you, while you are taking care of animals.

"Come on, Ju Fufu, lets brush your fur."

Ju Fufu will expect you to brush her fur during your next visit.

"Ben, stop stealing Koleda's treats. You already ate enough."

Ben is frowning. He has never steal food from Koleda. What are you talking about?

"Good girl, Lauma. Here, let me scratch your chin."

Lauma doesn't know, what to feel. On one hand, you call her good. On another hand, why her reward are scratches?

"Heizou, stop annoying Sara! She will soon start loosing her feathers."

Heizou quite quickly realised, that all this time you weren't talking about them, but some sort of animals. Still, he keeps quiet and enjoys the everyone's confusion.

"Boothill, you will be the greatest stud after I finish with your mane!"

Boothill is looking for an advice on how to ask you out. You are clearly interested.

"Mydei, are you alright? Do you need some rest? Should I bring you something to eat? I know, thst we were mistaken about your condition, but I enjoyed taking care of you."

Mydei is touched by your conserns, but he is fine! No need to worry, he is very tough. Still... about what were you mistaken?

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Ju Fufu - tiger cub.

Ben and Koleda - bear cubs.

Lauma - doe.

Heizou - pudu deer.

Sara - crow.

Boothill - horse, who was supposed to participate in a beaty contest among horses.

Nothing too crazy will happen. Characters will simply hear your voice less clearly, with a bit of an echo effect.

But, both games will hear everything you say, no matter who or what you are talking about. Like, imagine fighting with Fulminating Wolflord, Golden Hounds, Wooden Lupis or Jarilo-6's Automations in HSR, while doing missions in ZZZ with Lycaon, Billy or Qingyi being in the open world or in your team.

"Come on, everyone, finish this overgrown barking fleabag!"

"Stop messing with my team, bucket of screws! Team, get it!"

So you want them to beat up Lycaon (Achievement: + 100 Hugo's friendship point), Billy or Qingyi? Or Howl and some bangboos made you mad?

It works in reverse.

You are going through Lycaon, Billy and Qingyi trust events, or doing Golden Mecha Event.

"Don't worry, your tail is already fluffy and perfect!" (Achievement: Make the whole population of foxians blush)

"How anyone could be comfortable with piloting this clumsy junk mountain with rockets?" (Cue a very offended Firefly).

The misunderstandings will be cleaned sooner, than later.

In Promise AU Reader being murdered in Real World are an impossible situation. They are constantly watched over by two gods, one of them is very into vigilantism and goes on a rampage every century, the other, thanks to numerous ways people can die, is very creative about dealing with someone who wronged him. Both gods love Reader as their own child and are very protective. And they will see no problem with resurrecting Reader.

Reader got stabbed? The stabber’s skin, blood, bones and organs are all over the place, and Aletheia is bringing healed Reader back to their home.

Reader got shot? The shooter suddenly decided to taste electricity cables, and Dimer is offering an absolutely healthy Reader to join him on birdwatching.

 They won’t even told people from Hoyo words about that ‘incidents’.

The only way for characters to know about it, if Reader casually mention it.

“Yes, being stubbed in a chest felt gross. Glad Aletheia healed me.”

“The bullet in the head burned like I don’t know what. I am a bit salty that Dimer prioritize to make a kebab out of my attacker over resurrecting me, but everything is fine at the end.”

Reader mentioned it so… casually. Like they were talking about buying groceries.

After that everyone will be concerned. And, in HSR Character’s case, will think that Blade’s view on life and death is a bad influence on you.

Doctors (Natasha, Bailu, Luocha, Baizhu, Qiqi) will try to run a medical checkup on Reader. It won’t show anything abnormal, but will offend Aletheia and Dimer. Do mortals think, that they will make a poor job healing Reader?

Rina, Lycaon, Noelle will be ready to carry Reader, afraid that everything that happened made them fragile. It make Reader feel embarassed. They aren't used to be "babied" to that extent.