Juliette: Looking for someone Jackie?

Jacqueline: Um...

Jacqueline: Um... Ingrid?

Ingrid: How can I help you, your royal highness?

Jacqueline: Has anyone else arrived recently? 

Ingrid: As far as I know miss, everyone that RSVPd is here. 

Jacqueline: Did anyone with the name Jackson RSVP?

Ingrid: No your highness, I’m sorry

Jacqueline: ...Thank you Ingrid...

KB: Dude, are you even listening to me?

Olivier: No

KB: Harsh

Olivier: Excuse me KB

Olivier: I can’t believe it. The birthday girl is actually crying

Jacqueline: It’s not my actual birthday yet

Olivier: But we’re all here to celebrate because of you, aren’t we?

Jacqueline: He should’ve been here

Olivier: Jackie-

Jacqueline: He told me he’d come. He always said he’d come but time after time he’s let me down. And now when I needed him here the most he just...

Olivier: I’m sorry Jackie

Jacqueline: What do I do?

Olivier: I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do. We’re gonna thank God for waterproof makeup while you dry your tears. And then we’re both gonna bo back out there to all the people who did show up for you. We’re all going to sing while you, Frankie and Jules cut your cakes. We’ll dance and drink until the early morning, except Frankie. And for the whole night you won’t think of Jackson once. 

Olivier: Then you’ll spend the next few days doing your royal things and when you’re ready, you’ll give Jackson a call and dump his sorry a**. Because he doesn’t deserve a girl as perfect as you. 

Jacqueline: Thank you Ollie

Olivier: What are best friends for? Now come on, we have three cakes to devour