#sayid1

"Boar took your tarp?" "It was dark, but, yeah, pretty sure it was a boar." "I thought the boar had vacated this area." "Genius, I think we got some bad info." "What was he doing inside your tent?" "It was staring at me." "Then it came at me, so I hit it, and it ran off into the jungle." "With your tarp. Perhaps he wanted to go camping." "You enjoying yourself?" "Yes." "Well... laugh it up, Muhammed. But I come back and find my stuff's gone, I'm coming after you."

"I didn't hear you." "Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for." 

"Perhaps some things are best left untranslated."