Definitely had to think about this one And instead of a “They woke up as children one day” I decided to just make it so like, MC runs a Daycare and they’re all kids there (because otherwise I’d feel inclined to make it more focused on MC freaking out because..well who wouldn’t? Loool) Also I may have blurred the lines of toddler and kid? Yoosung could be a toddler but the others are probably like…5? Idk children psychology rip.

Hope you enjoy~

MC Dealing with toddler RFA+V+Saeran

Yoosung

He goes from 0 to 100 real quick

One second he’s fine, playing with blocks, just chilling

Then he wants your phone

Lil dude wants to play angry birds

You do not give him the phone and he goes ape shit 

Screaming at the top of his lungs

You try to pick him up and calm him down but he just starts flailing his arms so you leave him on the ground

He screams until he’s so breathless he’s on the verge of passing out

Jesus christ kid

He seems to forget what he was crying about, looks at you with big ole eyes, and smiles.

He’s back to being a little ball of sunshine

You just kinda… “ok”

And watch him play for the rest of the day,

Jaehee

She is so well behaved

She is your number one helper, always helping clean up messes.

She colors inside the lines. Always. And gets visibly frustrated when others do not. Especially Seven.

She likes playing pretend. You have a fake little kitchen in the play area and she’s constantly acting as a chef or waitress. Or even Barista what are the odds ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

Sometimes she refuses to nap and gets a little grouchy, but it’s never unmanageable. 

She doesn’t let the boys boss her around 

Though she obviously has a soft spot for Zen because she always plays with him

They’re lowkey best friends

Zen

What a little charmer

He’s so calm 

Though he is a little weird

He always brings his toys in front of a mirror and plays with them there

But hey we all have our quirks

He also looooves for music to be playing, constantly reaching towards the radio to get your attention

You always smile and pop in some music

Sometimes he can get a little attached to you, wanting to next to you during story time only to get really mad when Jumin is already there.

The two of them can not play together. You don’t know why. They just…do not mesh. 

The girls in the class always play with his hair, as good as toddlers can anyways. Usually they just stick a bunch of playground weeds in it for a makeshift flower crown

Jumin

You were really worried about him at first

He refused to play with any of the other children

He’d just clam up around them and watch

One day you sat down next to him as he was watching the kids, a bunch of blocks in your hand. 

You started stacking them on top of each other, and eventually you just handed him a few.

He joined in on the stacking.

After that he was stuck to your side like glue. 

Other kids would try to play with him and he’d just run over to you and hide behind your legs

You would try to get him to play with others, but at most he would sit at a table with V and color.

He also colors inside the lines. 

‘It’s a start’ you think as you smile at the two of them.

Seven

This kid

It’s because of him you’re always on your toes. 

It’s nap time? His sleeping mat is empty

‘Where are you goddammit?’

Cue the hunt

It’s not much of a hunt. He’s always in the snack room, trying to get chips.

When you catch him and put him in time out he just stares at you with big ole ‘I’m sorry’ eyes and a little smile

You always just sigh and hide your smile

When he isn’t being a sneak he’s creating really cool things

Given it’s a pain when you find toys tied together with shoe laces or sticky with contraband Elmers glue

You have to admire his creativity

And he has a sweet side, not that you’d ever see it.

Sometimes, out of the corner of your eye, you catch him trying to show his brother things

Trying to encourage him to play

Giving him the toys he’s collected

He’s a sweet kid

Until he tries waking Yoosung up at naptime then he’s your nightmare

Saeran

He doesn’t go out of his way to play with others

Usually he just waits for someone to approach him and whatevers hes doing, and he’ll let them join in.

He’s pretty meek despite his mean stare.

Other kids will take his stuff and he won’t say anything, just brood until you or Saeyoung find out whats wrong. 

He’s a picky eater, usually just rolling grapes around his plate or poking stuff with his spoon

At first he would never nap, just lay there and stare at things

Until you started rubbing his back and singing soft lullabies. Now he naps. 

He unsettles some of the other teachers, just because sometimes he’ll spend his time just staring at them, but you assure them it’s nothing.

He likes reading a lot.

Or looking at the pictures in the books at least.

V/Jihyun Kim

He’s very well behaved

Like, weirdly behaved.

Usually he plays with Jumin, but when Juju decides he wants to be alone, Jihyun has no problem playing with the other kids

He just jumps into whatever game they’re playing and they all get along great

If Jaehee hadn’t been your number one helper, it’d be Jihyun.

He helps set up snack time and the mats for nap time

He’s also one of the chattiest kids, always asking questions about things and giving his thoughts

He’s really insightful for a young kid

One thing you worry about:

He can be so giving, you’re worried someone will take advantage of that

One time he was playing with one of his favorite toys, and a kid asked for it. You could see it on Jihyun’s face that he didn’t want to give the toy up but… he did. 

Is he still bothering you? If he is PM me and his ass is grassOr if you’re just in need of a fake girlfriend/boyfriend/SO also say the word I’m there y’all don’t even know how good I look in drag

Forreal tho, if someone online is ever making you feel uncomfortable don’t be afraid to get assertive or reach out for help.

Anyways

 RFA+V+Saeran react to a Creep creepin on MC

Yoosung

Yandere Yoosung: ACTIVATED i imagine a magical girl animation sequence whenever I say that

You had shown him the messages immediately because you two were playing games on an online server together when you got random, creepy PMs from GameFreak90

‘hey there, I see you’re a high level. U must be pretty good with your hands

want 2 play a game together sometime? it doesn’t have to be online ;)

its almost valentines day you know. we can hang out. ‘

You were so uncomfortable, and it went from uncomfortable to freaked out when you asked GameFreak90 to stop messaging you and he kept going, starting to talk about all the things he’d like to do to you

Yoosung searched the guys name immediately and pulled up his profile

His hands never moved so fast

‘Hey. Quit messaging MC28. She’s a good friend of mine and you’re freaking her out. -ShootingStar’

‘fuck off’

Yoosung was not having it. He didn’t have Seven’s hacking skills, or Jumins money, or Jaehee’s wit or anything the others had

But what he did have was his games

He pulled up TeamSpeak for his LOLOL guild immediately

“Guys, I need backup for an emergency raid”

It was over in minutes

Yoosung’s guild had raided and completely emptied GameFreak90′s base

Yoosung got a string of messages immediately after

hey man what the fuck

dude give me my shit back

fine im sorry im sorry give me my shit please

dude please

Yoosung just turned his mic on and with one last request of his guild “Hey, can everyone here flag this guy for inappropriate behavior”

In about 10 mins Yoosung went to pull up GameFreak90′s profile

It had been deleted

Yoosung had the smuggest of smirks on his face

Until

“My hero” You giggled and kissed him on the cheek

He went from war hero Shooting Star to blushing, stuttering, Yoosung real quick

Jaehee

It was a slow day in the coffee shop so you were just sitting at a table playing on your phone and sipping coffee

Ding.

Huh? New message.

Ding ding ding

You had a bad feeling before even opening your Fumblr app 

When you did open the little social media site, you were met with a bunch of unwelcomed advances from some strange follower

Hey valentines is coming up and im lonely

r u lonely to?

how about u be my valentine and we can go out??

You grimaced and replied with a curt “I’m sorry but no thanks”

come on babe

dont b like that

we can have fun

Jaehee had noticed to look on your face and immediately popped to your side

“Mc is everything alright?

“Yeah..I’m just getting creepy messages from some guy on Fumblr.” You handed her the phone so she could read them and her nose crinkled in distaste almost instantly

“Well your first problem is you apologized.” 

“Huh?”

Jaehee started tapping away as she spoke “Don’t apologize for not being interested. When you apologize it makes you seem more …docile. Submissive. If these creeps think you have an ounce of shyness or even politeness in you they’ll try to exploit it.”

“o-oh.” You stammered, surprised by how irritated Jaehee suddenly seemed

“Secondly,” Her expression softened a bit with a final tap on the screen “You didn’t block him immediately” She looked to you with a smile on her face, pleased with herself for whatever she said to your Fumblr follower

She handed the phone back to you and a light blush fell across your cheeks. Jaehee never seemed to be the protector type but when it comes down to it

Baehee isn’t letting anyone bother you

ever

Zen

He’s gotten his fair share of creepy fan mail, but he understands it comes with the job

But when you get creepy mail from his followers

NO NO NO NO NO

You two have all the fan mail sent to a P.O. Box so fans don’t have your home address

One time when you went to get the batch, the two of you found a handful of letters with your name on them

“My fans must see us together all the time” Zen said as he handed the letters to you, a cautious look on his face. He was worried it was going to be some fangirl writing a mean letter about how she deserves Zen instead of you

It was much creepier

It was a bunch of letters from some guy 

‘My sister is a big fan of Zen so I have to watch TV shows with him on them all the time. One time there was a news story about him, but you were in the picture with him…’

The letters go on to say how once the writer saw you with Zen he started searching you more and claimed you two would be a perfect match. He started suggesting you break up with Zen (offering for him to date his sister) and for the two of you to get together.

…

You have to literally hold Zen back so he doesnt march to the return address and beat the shit out of sender

“Zen it’ll be such bad press do not do not do not”

“I DON’T GIVE A SHIT”

“YES YOU DO PLS ZEN”

20 mins later

He’s not calm, but he’s not bum rushing the door so…calm enough

“Let’s think of a reasonable way to handle this” You slump into a chair, exhausted from being the only thing standing between Zen and a physical assault charge

After a few minutes of silence

..”I have an idea.”

Zen pulled out a pad and started scribbling. “He said his sister is a fan of me? Well I’ll make her an offer she can’t refuse.”

Zen ended up writing a very heartfelt note to the sister of the sender, explaining the situation and how uncomfortable you were feeling because of the brother. And if the sincerity of the letter wasn’t enough to get her to make her brother stop, the VIP pass to Zen’s next show was a good bribe. 

He sent it out the next morning, and a few days later you guys checked the PO box to find a letter from her apologizing profusely for her brother’s behavior and how she’d handle it. And about 10 pages of ‘thank you’s and compliments for Zen of course. 

Jumin

Elizabeth would only chase a laser pointer for so long, so you had a lot of free time whenever Jumin was at work

You were no stranger to social media sites as they were the best way to distract yourself for hours at a time until you had something entertaining to do

And you’ve gotten spam bots before, but never a human who was actually so forward enough to send you enough messages to make you a small novel

you look really nice in your profile picture

is that designer? man you got money to

you’re a rich bitch. wanna come see what its like on the other side of town?

You were appalled. 

“Leave me alone” was the best you could muster since you were in such a state of disgusted shock. 

The messages continued, and you ended up just blocking the guy. But even after that just looking at your phone made you a little nervous that you were going to see more messages from another douchebag

But nope

Same douchebag. Different site. 

why’d you block me? playing hard to get?

“How’d you find my profile?”

it’s not hard to figure it out since I saw your name on the other one ;*

You just blocked him again and put your phone down, resolving to entertain yourself with anything else that wasn’t social media.

Eventually Jumin came home, and the first thing he noticed was your phone sitting on the coffee table and a specific lack of…you.

He went into a panic for a moment before you stepped into the hall, freshly showered. 

“Oh, MC, there you are. I was worried for a second. You’re usually not far from your phone.” 

“Yeah..” You muttered. “Some guy just keeps bugging me”

What

What do you mean

What guy

How

You explain the situation to Jumin and his phone is to his ear almost immediately as he picks up yours with his free hand.

“Luciel? I’m cashing in on a favor….”

You knew immediately where this was going and you had a slight grin on your face, knowing the creep who kept messaging you wasn’t going to be bothering you or anyone else anytime soon

Seven

You don’t even waste time

The second you get the first creepy message

hey hot stuff

You hand your phone to Seven

He just looks down at the screen, and a devious smile spreads across his face

Sure he could mess with anyone he wanted, but this time he has an excuse to go all out and ruin this Creeps life.

Seven whips up a program in a matter of minutes, connects a USB from his computer to your phone, then texts the man back

‘Hey cutie…wanna see a picture? ;)’ and he attached a file 

It says the message was received and viewed, but no response was given.

“What’d you do?” You ask as Seven hands your phone back

With a big smirk on his face:

“Once he opens that file his phone is going to run through his chat logs and play back all his creepy messages  on a permanent loop on his screen. And if he has any wireless connection to his computer, say, cloud storage, it’s going to happen to his computer too. And every few minutes he’s going to get a picture of me dressed as a maid, because I have to deliver, you know?”

You give Seven a huge hug “Ugh, thank you. How will I every pay you back”

“You already did” He laughs

“Huh?”

“You’ll see” He winks and goes back to his computer.

You shrug and walk away, figuring you’d find out soon enough

And you did

The next time you opened your phone, your background was a nonstop slideshow of 707′s Greatest Crossdressing Pics

And all your app icons were selfies

And your gallery was filled with pictures of the red headed hacker

“SEEEEEEEVVVVVEEEEEENNNNNNNNN”

V

V was sitting on the couch and you were upstairs cleaning up and putzing around

Ding

V looked to see your phone light up on the table 

“MC, I think someone messaged you!” V yelled up the stairs

“Will you check it for me? It’s probably just a guest with a question about the party.” You called back 

“Sure.” And with that he opened your phone to find a rather crude picture  “What in the world”

my friend gave me ur number, thought you’d like this ;)

V was horrified that someone meant for you to open this 

‘I dont’ He typed back.

awww come on. you can tell from the pic im a good looking guy and my friend says ur cute. why dont we hang out

“No.” V glared at the number displayed at the top of the message board

playing hard to get? i like

V realized there was no reasoning with this idiot, and he thought it would be a waste of time trying to further communicate with a fool like his, so he bit down his better instinct and just sent a picture of himself glaring at the phone camera and typed “You’re talking to a man”

there was no reply for a moment

my friend said this was a girl

“I can assure I am not a female. Your friend gave you the wrong number. Go away”

There was no response but V was sure he could feel the embarrassment from the other side of the connection

With a satisfied huff he deleted the messages and number, figuring it best if you never have to worry about the situation

He also plans to find out which one of your friends would give your number to such a vulgar creep. 

Saeran

You two were watching a video on your phone when you got a sudden chat request on Kiik, a messaging app

Saeran cast a quizzical look at you and you return it with a shrug, signalling you had no clue

When you open it up theres just a bunch of weird messages

hey babe

hey

wanna be my valentine

i dont want to be lonely and i bet you dont either

we can keep each other company ;)

You didn’t even have a chance to respond before Saeran took the phone from your hand

“Fuck off” He was holding your phone so tight you thought he was gonna snap it in half

wow ur not very polite

“I said. Fuck. Off.” Saeran let out a breath that sounded like a growl

come on baby dont be like that

You could see a fire in your friend’s eyes and you knew things were about to get bad

“Send one more message and I’ll end your miserable existence, Scum.” 

“Saeran let’s just ignore it” You tried to take your phone back but he wouldn’t let go, too hyper focused on the screen. Instead he looked at you and said “He shouldn’t be talking to you this way.”

Ding

Both your eyes shot back to the screen

so you’ll come see me ;)

Whoever was on the other line had nooo clue who they were taunting

Saeran got up slowly, so slow it was a little creepy, when you looked at him you could see the gears running in his head

He walked over to his computer and started typing away, looking to the phone every now and then.

After about 20 minutes he finally came back to sit with you and handed your phone back.

“You….You good, Saeran?” You asked, surprised at how calmed he seemed.

He looked to you with a smile on his face and a glint in his eye. “I’m very good.”

You were almost worried to ask but “What’d you do?”

“Not much. But he’ll leave you alone soon enough.”

You stopped asking questions, he wouldn’t tell you the details anyways.

..

That night you were awoken to 

Dingdingdingdingding

You fumbled around in the dark and eventually opened your phone to see messages from the Kiik app

Iuwefjkgl

ahfuoieqhwf

please helpfehofejijeqiue

…..

I’m very sorry for what I said to you earlier. I will never contact you again. If I do my fingers will be broken.

You knew immediately. 

“Saeran what’d you do???” You sent the text

I have been taking forever I am so sorryThank you for the request and compliment! And yeah I totally agree, taking care of someone when they’re sick is such a strong relationship builder…or breaker lololThere are few parts to this ask so it might be formated a lil weird but bare with me

I hope you enjoy (ง♥ᨓ♥)ง

Yoosung

Taking care of you:

No MC don’t get out of bed just rest!

He has the laptop out in front of you so you can entertain yourself. 

Brought you tons of blankets

He’s terrified of getting sick though, so he’s in and out of the room

He keeps bringing you orange juice 

It’s too much acid. It makes you throw up, causing Yoosung to almost throw up.

“Yoosung?? Are you alright?”

Him, refusing to look at you or the trash can of vomit: “Yeah MC I-I’m fine. I’m just gonna..go over far away for a few mins..” He ran out of the room

After about an hour he comes back in, looking better than when he ran out earlier. 

When he’s sick:

He looks like he’s dying

He doesn’t move from bed

He tries to muster up the energy to play LOLOL but you reprimand him and make him rest more

He’s shamelessly needy when he’s sick

“MC can I have this?” “MC…I feel so gross.” “MCCCCCCCC, hellllllp”

But you get breaks when he passes out for a few hours at a time, or he’ll get distracted from how gross he feels by watching Let’s Plays. 

Jaehee

Taking care of you:

She follows all the online instructions

The room temp is changed to be the perfect temp for counteracting your illness

You’re positioned just right among a hundred pillows so you’re in the most ergonomic position to prevent you from puking on everything

She calls room service to request only nutritious meals to help get you back on track

She also calls the restaurant you two ate at and reports to them that you seem to have gotten sick from the food there, managing to get a gift card for the place as an apology.

If she thinks you’re about to up heave your guts she just looks away and crinkles her nose a bit

She’s basically the bedside angel nurse you never thought you’d deserve

When She’s sick:

She insists she can take care of herself

But you argue that she’ll get better faster if she just lets you take care of her, and the faster she gets better the faster you two can go back to enjoying your vacation

She tries to sleep as much as possible because she knows her immune system works faster then

But you remind her she shouldn’t force herself to sleep through her vacation

You get her vitamins and tea, and you two just sit on the bed or couch and watch the Cooking network because Jaehee loves watching pastries getting decorated 

Who doesn’t tbh

Zen

Taking care of you:

He waits on you hand and foot

Even when you don’t need, or even want, something, he brings it

Blankets, vitamins, water, orange juice, this weird herbal drink he found at the market that says it’s good for you, snacks, you name it

He cuddles with you despite being sick too sense he has the immune system of a beast

You two just sit around and watch movies all day while you nap on and off

He still thinks you’re cute, with your flushed face and red eyes and that adorable drippy nose

Haha just kidding he is not a fan of you being sick but he does think your sneezes are adorable and the way your eyes flutter when you first wake up from one of your naps is pretty damn adorable

When you barf…he is a little disenchanted but he knows it isn’t your fault so he just holds your hair and rubs your back

When he is sick:

He refuses to sit still and stay in the room

“Come on MC we have sights to see”

“But Zen you’re sick!”

“I don’t feel so hot but I can keep myself from throwing up at least so come on”

If he does vomit he grabs the nearest trash can and you’d hold his ponytail back

And cut it off

No just hold it

He insists he’d feel too awful if you guys sat around during a vacation just cause he has the stomach bug

And you insist you feel awful that he feels awful for being sick

You guys just go back and forth until you give up and resolve to just keep an eye on him and not stray too far from the hotel in case it gets worse

By the next morning he claims he feels better just from being with you all day

Jumin

When you’re sick:

He calls the best local doctor in the area

All the high class foreign vitamins 

The best Korean vitamins are in express mail on their way to you guys

The restaurant is under new management within the hour because how dare they let this happen

Jumin please it isn’t their fault

You’re resting in bed and he’s by your side, pumped with antibiotics to keep him from getting sick because he refuses to leave you alone

He extends the vacation by a week to make up for any lost time spent in bed and sick

When he’s sick:

Very similar to the steps from when you were sick

You try to make the phone calls for him but he says he’s fine to do it and that you should at least have fun on your vacation

He tries to plan for a trusted tour guide to take you around so you can at least enjoy yourself

But you refuse, saying you’d much rather be with him

He tries to get you to leave so you won’t be at risk for catching whatever he has but you’re persistent

And despite him having all the best medicine and care already you do your best

You bring him warm or cold towelettes for his forehead when his temperature drops or spikes

You brush his hair back and do your best to hold his bangs back while he pukes

He apologizes for being so ‘disheveled’

You run to a local bookstore and find some interesting reads for him to entertain himself with while relaxing

Eventually you just snuggle up to him and nap while he does.

Seven

When you’re sick

First thing he does is dress as a sexy nurse

But then he gets serious…ironically serious considering his outfit

He buys some medicine and vitamins, uses the power of internet to get a good read on what may be ailing you

He knows you don’t feel like eating but insists you eat a small meal here and there to get some nutrients in you

He gets lots of bendy straws for you to drink water, because bendy straws make everything better.

You say the word and he is doing whatever you need or getting whatever you want in an instant

He’s your one and only bedside nurse <3

When he’s sick

“MC I’m fine”

“You threw up twice in an hour”

“I’m fi-”

You take the PhD Pepper out of his hand “No more of this for now” 

Cue you hiding all the really acidic and fatty foods he brought along despite his whining

He feels guilty doing work on vacation but you assure him that it’s ok since he can’t do much but sit at his computer anyways.

Besides, if he finishes some work now you two can have fun when you’re back home

He takes a lot of breaks though where you two just snuggle

After a while he hints that he has the sexy nurse outfit for whatever reason

You tell him you’ll put it on when he feels better.

Getting him all riled up while he’s sick is not on your to do list

He’s sad, but he understands

And while he hides most of it behinds jokes, he really appreciates you 

Even the part of you refusing to wear the sexy nurse outfit

Saeran

When you’re sick

He’s a little annoyed. Not at you because he knows you didn’t choose this, but with the situation as a whole.

But you can tell he’s irritated and that either irritates you, or makes you feel a little guilty.

Cue slight strain on relationship here

But after an hour or two he realizes instead of being salty he could be helping you feel better and he does

He’s not good at it, but he tries.

He gets you water and some vitamins he’s familiar with, and tries to find things for you to entertain yourself.

After a while he realizes you’re happy with the two of you just lounging around and talking….and that makes him happy too.

Maybe this isn’t such a bad vacation. He wasn’t super excited to go outside into tourist land anyways.

Then you started puking and he had to hold your hair back

Ok no still kind of bad vacation

But even a bad vacation with you is an okay one in his eyes

When he’s sick

He’s just overtired and feeling icky and therefore a little more snappy than usual

You try getting him to eat but he refuses because his stomach hurts

After almost a whole day you bring in a tray of easy to digest foods and try getting him to eat once again

“No.” He glares at you and turns his back as he lays down.

You glare daggers into the back of his head.

“Saeran, you’re going to eat something or so help me god.” He turns to look at you, a challenging look in his eye. He isn’t used to you being assertive but he’s not going to give i-

You’re still glaring at him. Dead. In. The. Eyes.

“Alright” He grumbles as he takes the tray

At first he’s just moving things around with a spoon

But eventually he starts picking at things and actually eating

And he even feels a little better

Weird. It’s like being overtired, sick, and hungry only made things worse who would have guessed certainly not MC

You notice he’s sweating and grab a cold towel and start washing his forehead

“What are you doing”

“Does this not feel good?”

“No no.. it does. Thanks.” He looks away as you tilt his face to get all the drops and brush back his sweat matted hair. 

Once he’s freshened up a little more you just cuddle him.

“MC…”

“Yeah?”

“Thank you.” 

V

When you’re sick

Protective Daddy Mode Activated

Much like the others he just takes care of you

And even when you whine he doesn’t mind, he understands you don’t feel well

He does anything he can to help

He does think it’s for the best that you two don’t cuddle or kiss though, cause if he catches it too then you’re both screwed

He even wears a germ mask

But he’s cute as fuck so you don’t mind

He brings you tea and water constantly, along with small nutritious meals

He gets tourist books and rearranges your schedule so you two can optimize the time you have once you feel better

The vomiting doesn’t phase him, he just holds your hair, rubs your back, and mutters encouraging, albeit strange, things along the way

“That’s it MC, get it all out” “You’ll feel better soon” “I’ll be here with you, just relax and do what you need”

Thanks V, the vomit was needing that encouragment

When he’s sick

He is bedridden

Boy will not move

He suddenly seems so fragile

You kind of think he’s dying.

But he assures you he is fine and tries to get you to go out and have fun without him

What is with these boys not understanding you’re not leaving them

Whenever you bring him something he sings praise about how kind you are to him, and how he doesn’t deserve you.

As much as he wants to be near you, he can’t risk getting you sick because ‘he’d be unable to deal with the guilt’ so he banishes you to the living room while he sleeps.

You feel bad but he absolutely refuses anything that involves you doing something for him more strenuous than making a cup of tea.

For starters: I am so so sorry because I’m pretty sure you sent this after my first HC which was the Witchy MC on which must have been like 2 months ago and and and basically I’m so sorry for the wait

When I first read this prompt I was like “Oh man gotta research my crystal stuff” Cause I just know all the go-tos like the Quartz family, and Hematite and such and I wanted to look into and find more unique ones but I haven’t and ahhhhhh

Anyways, I was out with a few witches tonight and we made cute little gem charms for love and I was like “It’s a sign. Time to write the fic, Jackass” So here we are

Anon, if you see this please let me know because I’m gonna feel really bad if you never got to see it (TᨓT)

RFA + Crystals

Yoosung

You made him a charm, he could decide to put it on his phone or bag, or anything really

Actually you could have even made him a hair clip oops

Anyways, you had put a bunch of Tiger’s Eye stones on a wire and bent it into the shape of a star before adding a little strap to it

His eyes lit up when you gave it to him

“Whaaaa? For me?” He clenched it tight in his hand and pulled you into a hug. “Mc you’re too nice to me!?!?”

You chuckled as he pulled away, his eyes looked wet like he was about to cry

“It’s Tiger’s Eye!” You began to explain as he tied the strap to his phone case “It’s for motivation and success! So I figured it’d help you with school and with LOLOL.”

His eyes shot back to you again, even wetter. 

“Y-Yoosung you don’t have to cr-”

It was too late

He pulled you into another tight hug “I’M DATING THE MOST THOUGHTFUL PERSON EVER” He wailed as he squeezed the living daylights out of you.

“Yoo…sung…pls” You swear you saw your soul leave your body

The blonde boy just smiled as he pulled back, only to dart in for a quick but deep kiss on your lips.

Jaehee

“Jaehee! Hold your hand out I have a surprise for you!” 

She just stared at you for a minute before closing your eyes and putting her hand out, open and waiting to receive. 

You ignore the open hand though and slide a Bracelet made of Rose Quartz beads on to her wrist

Her eyes open and she looks at the light pink minerals

“Mc? This is so pretty…It must have cost a fortune I can’t accept this!”

“Jaehee not at all, I made it myself!” A proud smile grows on your face as she stares at the bracelet in awe 

“Well then…what did I do to deserve such a wonderful gift??”

Your eyes and smile soften as they meet your girlfriend’s. “Well, Rose Quartz is supposed to be really soothing, you know, reduce your anxiety and stuff. I know you worry a lot..about our future in with the cafe and about plenty of stuff I’m sure you try to not tell me about..”

She looks towards the ground, a bit guilty

“Don’t worry!” You reassure her. “I know you just don’t want to make me worried to. But in those times when you don’t want to ‘worry me’ I want to make sure you can relax a little more and worry less…So when you wear that bracelet I’ll feel better knowing I’m helping in at least some way”

Jaehee just stared at you for a moment, mouth slightly agape. After a moment of silence:

“Mc….I know this bracelet will help, because from now on whenever I look at it I’ll remember that we’ll always have each other. That no matter what worries are troubling me…I’ll have you by my side. And if we have each other…well then there’s nothing that can worry me that badly.” 

You were ready to cry

Gdi Jaehee this was supposed to be a gift for you not a motivational speech for MC pls 

You two just stared into each others’ eyes for a moment before leaning in for a soft, reassuring kiss.

Zen

You made him a necklace. It was simple, just a black cord with one stone hanging off of it. 

“What is this?” He mused as he rolled the wire wrapped stone in his fingers.

“Blue Lace Agate.” You said with a smile

Honestly Zen was pretty well rounded and healthy aside from his smoking habit

You had a hard time thinking of a stone he could use

But you remember Blue Lace Agate

It’s said to aid in easing stress on the shoulders, neck, and most importantly, throat. 

Zen spent hours in rehearsal singing and monologuing, and sure he always drank his hot honey water and did warm ups, but some extra metaphysical cushioning couldn’t hurt ^^

A sweet smile plays on his lips as he turns the stone over and over before turning to you

“Mc…would you do me the honor?” He held the necklace out for you and bent his head downwards

You smiled as you clasped it behind his neck

When he tilted his head up your faces were inches away from each other

He leaned in and placed a soft kiss on your lips while your hands were still on his neck

Jumin

You marveled at the chain once you finished

It was an average silver chain at first, but you managed to tightly wedge and place small Hematite stones in between the coils

The black and silver combo was perfect for Jumin, as well of the anti-stress properties of Hematite.

It’s supposed to absorb negative energies and turn them into positive ones, and even promote healthy blood flow to prevent headaches

You waited on the couch, chain held in your tight little fists, eager for Jumin to walk through the door

As soon as the lock of the door undid itself you jumped up

“Honey!” You exclaimed as you took his hand, giving him a bit of a shock

“Kitten? You’re exci-”

“I made something for you!” You didn’t even wait before putting the chain in his palm “I thought it’d be a nice new chain for your pocket watch, I remembered you saying you weren’t a fan of the gold one..”

“Kitten…it’s beautiful” He said staring at it. “Where did you buy this?”

“Well I got the chain from the jewelry store down the street, but I put the Hematite in myself.”

“Hematite?”

You read off your mental notebook of Hematite’s purposes and explained that you thought the black and silver was also a nice color combo

“You’re so thoughtful” His half lidded eyes fell on the chain as he ran his finger across it. Eventually he pulled out his pocket watch and swapped the chains.

He continued to muse with it for a second before looking to you, a grin on his face. 

He put the watch away and cupped the sides of your face in his hands

“Thank you, Kitten” And you two shared a passionate kiss

707

If you could you’d dress Seven in all the gems

He needs all the healies for his feelies

But you figured you’d try to pick one stone

And you know one stone that is basically the grandaddy of dealing with grief, pain, and overall internal healing

Amethyst

You went to the local Health and Wellness store and browsed, looking for just the right piece of Amethyst.

You ended up seeing an already made ring

It was a gold ring with a messily cut piece of amethyst. Rough around the edges, varying shades of purple, a little cloudy but when you held it up to the light you could see it was a little translucent in some parts.

It was perfect.

You had the clerk wrap it and you practically skipped all the way home.

“Saaaeyooounng~~” You called

He poked his head from around the corner “You rang?”

You all but ran over to him, excitement pulling the corners of your lips up. “Close your eyes and put your hand out”

“Oooooo a gift?” He sang as he closed his eyes. “Gee I hope it’s not a kiss or anything~”

“Why would I have you put your hand out for a kiss??”

“I don’t know, so you can hold my hand while you do it?” His smirk turned into a joking pout. You rolled your eyes and ended up giving him a peck on the lips while you placed the little wrapped box in his hand

“oooOoOoOOOo” He started unwrapping it, his fingers working fast, but delicate enough to manage to not rip the paper anywhere aside from the tape.

Once he undid the box he marveled at the gift

“MC….are you proposing to me?” He giggled as he held the ring up to the light

“Not quite yet” You rolled your eyes for the second time in the last minute, but returned to his gaze with a smile. 

He put the jokes aside

“Mc…it’s really beautiful..But why?”

“Amethyst is supposed to help with, like, everything. It cleanses your aura, allegedly improves memory and clear thinking, helps sleeping, and balances your energy to be more calm or energized depending on what you need….But most of all it helps with inner healing”

You see a small glint behind Saeyoung’s eyes, a spark, a memory of something painful.

His smile shrinks a bit, but you decide to press on.

“It’s supposed to relieve feelings of guilt, of sadness…of pain.” You took a small step towards Saeyoung and slowly wrapped your arms around him. “I just want you to be happy, Saeyoung.”

The world was quiet for a moment and Seven didn’t move.

You were worried you might have overstepped his comfort zone by bringing up the past

But

Slowly he wrapped his arms around you as well and pulled you in tight, his lips by your ear

“Thank you, Mc”

You stood like that for a moment, just holding each other.

RFA + MTrio React to Mistaking CM for MC

Omg pls you guys are feeding my ego so muchAnd don’t worry about your grammar!! Grammar is the hardest part of any language, I cry when I speak anything other than English cause “How do say this” 

Ok anyways

Some of these are going to be those totally cliché “Secret Twin” scenarios that are kind of angsty but I’m gonna try some more lighthearted ones too because I feel like the “I SAW YOU WITH ANOTHER MAN IM LEAVING YOU!!!1!1!” “Babe thats my twin” scenarios have been used quite a bit and I don’t want to pump out something that’s already out here

If you decide you want those scenarios instead though then let me know! Because if you just happen to reallllly like that specific case then I’ll do a short drabble focusing on that

Also sorry in advance for the Choi twin ones, I just feel like they would know about MC’s twin and I the writing for them isn’t up to par with the others but I didn’t want to postpone posting for much longer because of it.

Ok I talk too much lets go

Yoosung:

He’s walking by a cafe near campus when he sees you sitting across from another guy

He stops dead in the side walk and stares in the window

At first he thought you were maybe just..discussing something? With some guy? Who you never told him about…?

No he didn’t think that at all his brain went straight to the worst but he couldn’t bare to think it so he came up with every excuse in the book.

MC’s a spy and they have to kill this guy

He’s a new RFA recruit???

He’s a dealer and MC’s buying drugs

MC is secretly a vampire and just trying to eat this guy

Every thought bubble he had was popped when you leaned over the table and planted a kiss on the mans cheek

Yoosung heard his heart-

rrrng rrrrng rrrrng rrrng

He was going to say breaking but apparently his heart rings when broken?

He looked at his phone and your Caller ID was up

“Huh?” He looked from his phone to the window, where ‘you’ were still sitting and talking with the strange man

He answers the phone, voice a little shakey “H-Hello?”

“Yoosung? Hey! Sorry to call but on your way home can you grab soup. I’m feeling like soup for dinner tonight.”

….

“Yoosung?”

“MC…how are you doing this?”

“…Doing what Yoosung?”

“Are you a vantrilaquist?”

“Yoosung pls just what the fuck are you talking about”

“I’m staring at you through a window having coffee with another man…but you’re on the phone with me.”

“1. Yoosung that’s creepy that you’re staring at two strangers 2…”

His phone beeped and he looked down to see you sent him a picture of you sitting on the couch with a controller in hand, soda on the table, blankly staring at the camera.

He snapped a picture of the ‘you’ in the window and sent it back

“Yoosung that’s my sister and her boyfriend you egg”

“Your sister???? What???”

“I told you I had a sister!”

“NOT THAT YOU GUYS WERE TWINS”

“I assumed when you met her you’d be with me…not that this would happen. This is some TV style mess.” You chuckled, feeling a little guilty. Reflecting on it, you probably would have been upset too if you thought a look a like Yoosung was putting the moves on someone else “So……soup?”

“Yeah babe of course, what do you want?”

Jaehee

She was at the cafe making -cue Savior Meme going and making a post about Jaehee owning a musical theatre instead- a new brew when you walked in

She sees you and casts a warm smile and a “Hey Honey”

The person Jaehee thought to be MC cocks their head, slightly confused, but brushes it off as Jaehee being a very friendly Barista

The copy cat you stands at the counter, waiting about a minute before Jaehee realizes their presence at the spot

“Dear, what are you doing?”

The customer furrows their brows and responds slowly, somewhat confused “Ordering coffee…”

Jaehee chuckles, amused at you playing customer. She just shakes her head and walks over to the register

“Alright, what’ll you have?”

“I’ll have an iced Mocha with extra cream no sugar.”

Jaehee scribbles it on a cup and gets to work making the drink “Weird choice for you. Didn’t think you were a fan of  mocha, you always seem to prefer vanilla”

“I do?” 

“Yes silly, you always ask for French vanilla flavoring.”

“I ne-” Before your clone can respond though, Jaehee has finished up the drink and handing it over

As ‘You’ take the drink, Jaehee leans over the counter and plops a quick kiss on your cheek

‘You’ are frozen on the spot

Jaehee opens her eyes to see why you’re suddenly so frigid towards her, but when she opens them she can’t help but glance behind you and see…YOU??

“MC?” Jaehee jumped back looking between you and your look a like.

“MC?” Your twin turns to you, face still flushed from their sudden kiss. “Is this the surprise you had for me??? A super friendly barista??”

“Surprise???” Jaehee exclaimed, still looking between the two of you. “Wait you’re not MC???”

Finally you stepped in to clear the confusion

“Jaehee! This is my twin …. CM. CM, this is my new Cafe that I run with my girlfriend!”

“Girl..friend.” CM turns to look at Jaehee, at the same time the two of them realize everything that just happened concerning the confusion.

“I am so so so so so so so so so sorry” Jaehee can not stop apologizing no matter how many times CM says it’s ok.

Zen

It was  opening night for his new show

He was pumped

Sure because of the show, but also because you had shot him a text earlier that day that you were going to bring your sibling. 

Zen had yet to meet anyone in your family, so he was excited that you were going to start introducing him to them. It showed how ready you were to spend your life with him and that just made him giddy.

So after the show was over he couldn’t wait to find you

He scanned the crowd and eventually spotted you in the crowd with a bouquet of roses

MC is so sweet he hummed to himself

That was his sole moment of calmness before the storm

He watched as his coworker walked up to you and started chatting you up. Zen was on the other side of the auditorium, trying to push his way through the flock of people set on congratulating him, so he couldn’t run to your rescue as fast as he liked.

He was frustrated but he knew you could handle yourself

At least that’s what he thought until his fellow actor’s hand found it’s way to your hand, where the thumb gently brushed back and forth. 

Zen’s face turned red, and the shade only grew deeper when he saw his douche bag scene mate’s mouth turn into a cocky looking smirk.

He found superhuman speed and agility to push through the crowd and end up right behind you, where he wrapped his arms around you tightly and pressed a long kiss to your cheek

“Honey, there you are.” Zen sounded so sweet while his blazing red eyes stared daggers into the green ones of his coworker.

“Zen? This is your girlfriend?”

“Yes, this is my girlfriend MC.” Zen squinted at the guy. How dare he pretend not to know, Zen only pointed out MC every time she came to a show. Every time she picked him up from rehearsal. Every time-

“You said your name was CM” The Actor turned a confused stare to the person in Zen’s arms

“I-” They tried to say but

“CM?” Zen questioned, he spun them around only to realize “You’re not MC.”

“No I’m” Cm tried to say

“Zen!” You interjected as you ran over to the 3. “Sorry, I had to run to the bathroom. CM thanks for holding the flowers. Speaking of which, Zen I see you’ve met my twin”

Zen’s face turned bright red with blush this time

He turned to his fellow actor and CM and started apologizing profusely 

Jumin

He knew you had a brother….or…a sister? …or both?

He lied he had no clue, he just knew you had some sort of sibling.

He was unaware it was a twin

A twin who worked as an assistant for a company but was looking to switch, so when they saw C&R was hiring a new chief assistant, they threw an application in

So here is Jumin, just sorting through some applications when he sees

“CM PlayerPants” 

He smirks at the paper, seeing all the information filled out is yours. Your home address, the general store you lived near, your school, graduation, etc.

Your picture was even you, just you in a suit and looking very hot professional

Now lets face it you and Jumin did some kinky shit sometimes

Sometimes your love life together involved role playing

Jumin was surprised at how much effort you put into this, but he wasn’t going to spoil it. 

He types in the phone number, it’s not your usual cell number, what did you get a prepaid phone just for this?

He was in awe with your dedication

Rrrng rrrng rrrng

“Hello?” Your voice answered

He couldn’t hide the smirk on his face “Hello there, Kitten.”

“I-I’m sorry?”

“Oh my bad” He corrected himself “Hello there, Ms. Playerpants. This is Jumin Han from C&R calling about your application”

“Oh! Uh, Hello! Yes, what can I do for you? Does it need any clarification?”

“Oh no no no, I think I read you loud and clear.” He lazily flipped through the pages of the resume in front of him

“Oh..ok. Is this about the position then?”

“Yes” A smirk found it’s way to his lips “Speaking of which, what is your favorite position?”

“Excuse me? I don’t think I understand?” The voice on the end was clearly taken aback. Damn, you were making him work for this.

“Well I figured I’d give you a say in the matter tonight since you put sooo much work into this. So Kitten, tell me, what would you like to do tonight? Maybe I’ll buy some toys on the way home an-”

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????” Click.

Jumin just stared at the phone confused. He shrugged it off because his desk phone went off, and when he answered it was his father calling him to a meeting. Jumin resolved to just handle whatever happened with you when he got home

After a long work day he came in the door to see you waiting for him. “Hello Kitten.”

“Hey Babe, how was work?”

“Good, aside from this strange phone call I made today” A small grin on his face

“Oh?” You cocked an eyebrow.

“Yes,” He purred as he walked over and started rubbing your shoulders “I thought I had found a new assistant”

“OH!” You exclaim, jumping up and remembering something “I forgot to tell you this morning! My twin is applying for the chief assistant job, it completely slipped my mind.”

“Your…twin?” Jumin cocked his brows now

“Yes! CM!”

“C….M” Jumin was quick to catch on to his mistake “Oh my god”

Seven

Lets face it

You guys may be sick of hearing this but 

He knew

Of course he knew

He stalked the ever-loving-shit out of you

He saw photos of the two of you together

He insists on you and your twin joining him and Saeran out for lunch all the time

You guys have the certified Twin Club in his brain

The 4 of you spend so much time together Seven can tell the slight difference between your hair and your twins. How your twin is about a centimeter taller. Your eyes are a little more wide.  He knows. 

Which is why he isn’t caught off guard when your twin and you show up in the same room

He’s not confused when he sees CM out kissing someone 

He knows

He loves it

#TwinSquad

V

His eyesight is so bad he has mini heart attacks once a week thinking he sees you out in public holding hands with someone else

Over time he stops freaking out, he starts to recognize you easier, which means he can play ‘Spot the Blurry Difference’ a little better when you two aren’t together

Until one day he’s on set doing a photo shoot for a Modeling company that requested his help

And he sees…MC? With a headset on ordering some people around to do this and that.

The voice is the same. He knows MC’s voice damn well. 

And that is MC

“MC..” V quietly calls out but with no answer.

‘MC’ Disappears into the crowd of models

What the fuck. How could you not tell him? He was a little hurt you never shared your work life with him. Was this where you were when the two of you weren’t together? Did you think he wouldn’t be impressed because he usually focuses on more artsy photography??? Did he say something??? MC please why don’t you love hi-

“Hey Hun!” 

MC!? V whirled around to see you, but you were talking to one of the models, very flirtatiously he may add. Your hand on their arm and a sweet, sweet smile on your face as you looked at them. He could see that much.

He felt his heart break a bit, how could you pretend not to even see him?

No. No this couldn’t be you. 

Jihyun Kim trusts and loves you and refuses to believe you’d be evil *cough*LikeHowHeTrustedSnakeBitch*cough* 

He marches well marches as good as you can while visually impaired up to ‘MC’ and taps them on the arm.

MC turns “Can I help you?”

“I’m sorry, but you look extremely like a friend of mine. Her name is MC-”

The set director in front of him suddenly seems much more friendly “Oh! That’s my twin! Wait, are you V?? MC mentioned they were dating a photographer I didn’t realize it was the one we hired for today! Oh, I’m sorry, Hello I’m CM!”

Relief. So much fucking relief on V’s heart.

Vanderwood

Neither you nor Vanderwood were aware that Seven was being devious today

He had been scarce all day, leaving the two of you to go through the day in overall peacefulness. You guys had spent a bit of time together, but eventually you got up to start cleaning and doing some chores.

Yep that’s all normal

Until you suddenly walk in the door you did not leave out of

“MC?” Vandy stared at you as you looked at him, then walked straight back out the door you just came in

Then you walked in the door he thought you originally left from.

You crossed the room and into the hall, out of site. He was left a little slackjawed and confused

Then you entered from the door he just saw you enter from. Wait what

“MC how-”

You giggled and ran out another door

Only to come back from the hall

“OK LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK”

His outburst made you jump

“Vanderwood wha-”

Two doors behind you silently opened, and two almost carbon copies of you peaked their heads through and shushed Vanderwood

He was speechless and just violently pointed trying to get you to turn around, but by the time you did the copies of you were gone

“What in the fuck-”

“Vanderwood what is-”

“Yeah Vanderwood why-” An MC copy asked running in from the hall

“What’s going on?” Another one said coming in from a room

“What the” You looked around and Vanderwood was rubbing his eyes like crazy trying to get whatever form of psycho out of them. 

Upon further inspection, you realized one of your clones didn’t look like you aside from the fact they were wearing your clothes and had on a wig that looked like your hair “Seven?”

“You got me! Lucky~~Aha~!” Seven cheered pulling the wig off

“So who is-” Vanderwood looked to the last copy

“Oh, I’m CM! I’m MC’s twin. 707 asked if I would help him out with a little prank and I couldn’t say no” Cm giggled.

You all had a good laugh

Except Vanderwood

Saeran

Ok, you guys might hate me for this one

But

I feel like he also knows

I feel like Seven has told him, and dragged him out on the #TwinClubDates

There’s no way Seven wouldn’t constantly talk about you 4 being goals

He takes group pictures of you guys all the time

He shows Saeran photos of CM constantly asking if he and Saeran look more alike than MC and CM

Buuut

Even though Saeran knows, he’s totally fucked up before

I bet he’s accidentally kissed CM before when MC’s in a spot then leaves only for CM to be left standing somewhere close to where Saeran last saw MC

He’s definitely had to play the “Which one am I dating” game when you two first started going out. And he has failed and accidentally grabbed Cm’s hands, causing you two to giggle despite Saeran’s obvious saltiness

I love the cafe, trust me, but I couldn’t help but imagine this:

What if Jaehee’s ‘space’ is actually opening her own Musical Theatre? She uses Zen’s connections to find crew and cast members to start off, but once it becomes more successful she lets more and more people audition and apply and the Theatre actually ends up putting on a few shows a year and soon Jaehee starts a Youth program where kids like her and Zen who don’t have the best homes have an opportunity to come find their passion and do what makes them happy.

All the profits go to bettering the Theatre and giving the actors and crew more publicity because Jaehee wants everyone to have the chance to succeed like she and Zen have.

Zen comes and visits quite often, bringing publicity for the Theatre itself, and exciting everyone who works there cause ‘Holy shit that is The Zen’. He ends up doing a few shows there, and eventually he, Jaehee, and MC all sort of co-own the place.

The 3 of them watch every show.  Every. Single. One.

And Jaehee has them all on tape. She knows every cast and crew member’s name, and their favorite snacks.

And of course