Inaccurate quote generator
Silco,savika,jinx,Viktor family unit au
Viktor : You know those things will kill you, right?
Silco, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.
Savika , smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.
Jinx: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
Jinx: Am I going too far?
Viktor: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
*Jinx and Viktor sitting in jail together*
Viktor: So who should we call?
Jinx : I’d call silco , but I feel safer in jail
Jinx : Welcome, fellow idiots
Jinx : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Viktor: You underestimate me
Silco : What do you think Viktor and jinx will do for a distraction?
Savika : They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Savika : ... or they could do that.
Silco : I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Savika: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Viktor isn’t
Silco : Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Viktor: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Savika : Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Jinx: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Silco , about Viktor: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Savika : Are we stealing them?
Silco : Wonderful responses, both of you.
Silco : If you had to choose between jinx and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Savika : That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Savika : I'll take the money.
Viktor : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Silco: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Savika : I personally was created in a lab.
Jinx: I just straight up spawned lol.
Silco : Listen, I can explain...
Viktor: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Savika : You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Jinx: You guys are getting paid?
Silco : This is a mistake
Viktor, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Viktor, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Enforcer : You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Savika : OH MY GOD JINX FELL OFF!!!
Silco : While I’m gone,jinx , you’re in charge.
Silco , whispering: Savika , you’re secretly in charge.
Silco : Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Viktor: I think you mean cards.
Silco , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Silco : Viktor isn’t answering their phone
Silco : Jinx and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Silco , trying to ask Viktor out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Savika : WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?