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Heheheh just COTL modern Au stuff

There is this bat guy.

He adopts orphans and turns them into other little bat guys.

Bat guy is rich.

There are so many robins

I can't really tell them apart

Dick is a funny name 

You shouldn't say his name in public a lot

People will stare.

cat x bat

I thought bat guy could fly...he can't fly.

How are you going to be based off of a flying creature but not be able to fly.

Gotham is a bad place to live..

If the rent is cheep tho id consider moving there

THERES A STARFISH??????

WHAT??????

bat gives birth to starfish

not really but bat is starfish papa

starfish bat baby.

...how

And that's really all that comes to mind right now. Im sure I'll get another rant soon.

The other one clocks in for his shift.

Jungkook: “Here’s my abs.”

Jimin: “Interesting. Here’s my entire torso through mesh.”

They’re not competing. They’re collaborating in the destruction of our collective dignity.

Jungkook really said, “Here’s the abs.” Jimin really said, “Here’s the sheer top.” And both of them walked away like they hadn’t just collectively detonated the fandom.

It’s not even fair anymore. Every time we’ve emotionally recovered from one, the other decides it’s his turn to remind us that self-restraint is apparently not part of the job description.

Am I complaining? No.

Am I staring into the void wondering how two people can possess this much collective charisma and visual menace? Absolutely.